larsson71


larsson71 Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 2204	Mon 02/17/14 01:32 PM Topic: Why would guy not kiss a woman
It's a blow up doll with a vacuum cleaner for a mouth, for better suction?

larsson71 Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 2204	Mon 02/17/14 01:13 PM Topic: Why would guy not kiss a woman Edited by larsson71 on Mon 02/17/14 01:13 PM
Does her teeth look like a graveyard with fairy lights? Or is she a Vampire and he's superglued her mouth together?

larsson71 Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 2204	Mon 02/17/14 01:09 PM Topic: Why would guy not kiss a woman
They live together, ave sex but she has never been kissed by him Maybe her breath is howling ( stinks ) Good for stripping paint off old furniture though? Ha ha

larsson71 Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 2204	Mon 02/17/14 12:56 PM Topic: WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO NOW # 2 - part 76
Greece 2000 - 3 Drives On A Vinyl ( Balearic Mix )

larsson71 Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 2204	Mon 02/17/14 12:41 PM Topic: What's the last thing you've eaten today? - part 9
Roast Chicken, mashed potatoes, roast potatoes, carrots, garden peas and gravy!

larsson71 Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 2204	Mon 02/17/14 11:41 AM Topic: Flooding in the UK
Unreal, apart from the Thames area, Somerset is in deep trouble :S I've had to evacuate once myself, horrible. Wish everyone well So how's the situation in Scotland, Lars?? Aye it's ok? I'm swimming to the shops as we speak! Ha ha. It's unreal here Crystal !

larsson71 Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 2204	Mon 02/17/14 10:00 AM Topic: what are you wearing right now? be honest and answer.
White Calvin Klein boxers, Dressing gown and my slippers, chilling out and watching the Winter Olympics on TV.

larsson71 Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 2204	Mon 02/17/14 09:27 AM Topic: Flooding in the UK
I heard on the news that some parts of the U.K. are having severe and devastating flooding. Knowing several of our Members are from the U.K. My thoughts and prayers are with any of you and your family or friends that may be affected by this. That's why I gave my workers the day off? No point in opening 2 roofs up today, with the way the weather has been! Hopefully, it'll be better by tomorrow though?

larsson71 Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 2204	Mon 02/17/14 09:01 AM Topic: quick chat.. message board
any1 frm bangalore??? Yep, all the people who stay there!

larsson71 Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 2204	Mon 02/17/14 08:31 AM Topic: love is sweet
Lifetime supply of beer, preferably Budweiser!

larsson71 Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 2204	Mon 02/17/14 07:38 AM Topic: Ex-girlfriend
This is the story about me and i wanna share this with you all, its about almost all of my ex girlfriend want to get back to me even tho they the one who wanna break up with me, Annoyed me even cheat on me... but what i don't understand is why they still want to contact me , be friends even add my fb page ? sould i approve them or just ignore them? its about 4 girls.... is this happen to you guys? Ignore them! If they cheated on you in the past, chances are they'll do it again? At the end of the day, you're walking tall now, while they now realise the grass isn't always greener on the other side? Don't go backwards, only forward!

larsson71 Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 2204	Mon 02/17/14 07:21 AM Topic: polish me
Im a reflection of what became my mother as she use rags and kneeled down for them white folks ...As i do the same polishing and dusting cooking and serving i became her and she became me at her prime as i stroll through memory lane i am not ashame to say i will polish you when you polish me clean and i will leave your house clean Is that just cleaning the house, or cleaning it out? Ha ha

larsson71 Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 2204	Mon 02/17/14 07:12 AM Topic: WHEN LAST DID ANYTHING OR ANYONE MADE YOU CRY?
I had tears of happiness running down my face on friday, when I asked my girlfriend ' would she marry me? ' and she said ' yes! ' 2nd time around for us dating. I should've asked her the first time we went out together, all those years ago! Congrat!! So Larsson, when would you deactivate your account here? Gonna just come on for the forums, that's all.

larsson71 Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 2204	Mon 02/17/14 06:53 AM Topic: WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO NOW # 2 - part 76
Dirty Vegas - Days Go By ( 12" Remix )

larsson71 Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 2204	Mon 02/17/14 06:46 AM Topic: WHEN LAST DID ANYTHING OR ANYONE MADE YOU CRY?
Congratulations she got herself a good fella! Cool as a Bull. She used to babysit my kid when she was 17 - 18. We dated not long after, but she was too young 15 years ago, to get involved with a single dad with a kid. Years go by and things change though and when we met again, it was the right time and place! Thanks!

larsson71 Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 2204	Mon 02/17/14 06:31 AM Topic: WHEN LAST DID ANYTHING OR ANYONE MADE YOU CRY?
I had tears of happiness running down my face on friday, when I asked my girlfriend ' would she marry me? ' and she said ' yes! ' 2nd time around for us dating. I should've asked her the first time we went out together, all those years ago!

larsson71 Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 2204	Mon 02/17/14 05:14 AM Topic: Which Football/Soccer Teams Does Everyone Support?
Anthony Stokes the fire agaist the Saints. That ones for You Henrik!! I've got Sky Sports on my phone Donny. I was out and about with the headphones plugged in watching the game mate! Stokes is playing better as Leigh Griffiths just arrived in the January transfer window. So he has serious competition for his place now! I had five live on so I heard the reports. I haven't got Sky sports but spend some time at my mothers who has. Donny got a point at home to local rivals Barnsley. If you look at the table it was better for us than them!! I kept in touch with all the results at the weekend Donny. We offloaded that Paddy McCourt to Barnsley, earlier in the season. He couldn't score in Kings Cross, with a �50 note and a lump of crack, wrapped around his dobber! Ha ha. He was useless mate! Business end of the season starting now though? I think your team may just stay up, if they just keep grinding out results, eh? If Celtic win just 7 games out of the next 14, we're champs again! See Jose Mourinho, wants Celtic in the Premiership though? It will happen one day though, as money talks in the end?

larsson71 Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 2204	Mon 02/17/14 04:57 AM Topic: what are you wearing right now? be honest and answer.
Rockport boots, Levi jeans, Ted Baker t-shirt, Nickelson knitted zip up top

larsson71 Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 2204	Mon 02/17/14 04:51 AM Topic: Which Football/Soccer Teams Does Everyone Support?
Anthony Stokes the fire agaist the Saints. That ones for You Henrik!! I've got Sky Sports on my phone Donny. I was out and about with the headphones plugged in watching the game mate! Stokes is playing better as Leigh Griffiths just arrived in the January transfer window. So he has serious competition for his place now!

larsson71 Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 2204	Mon 02/17/14 03:31 AM Topic: whats wrong honey
@larsson, I'm laughing so hard. It's not funny and I'm truly sorry u got stabbed but u gotta admit that's some hardcore stuff lol that's a badazz chick She was a nutter, but lets get real? I lost nearly 3 pints of blood and could've been killed, for what? Nothing! If that sort of thing amuses you then you really have a problem and I hope that sort of thing never happens to you? Violence, is violence at the end of the day and nobody deserves to get stabbed, as that certainly ain't love!

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