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Topic:
Break a leg
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Topic:
Break a leg
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Last wednesday, we had our School Reunion
Sports meet with all the ex-students, it's a real big event.. Before I started for the stadium, momma said, break a leg :) and see.. I literally broke one !! Yayyyy...... 
My own 
Ha aha hah haaaaaaa.. Atleast, I got a reason to take rest !
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Edited by
Iam_aditi
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Wed 01/07/09 11:17 AM
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My Dear People, if you don't know this Lady,
 you are missing out on a real special gift
 She is such a kind, sweet and smart lady
working soooo hard on her Masters degree
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Adita!!!
 What a blessing too, for you to be here
THANK YOU HONEY I HAVE MISSED YOU ALSO
I am so lucky!
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Edited by
Iam_aditi
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Wed 01/07/09 10:34 AM
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You are b.a.c.k !!!
I Missed you toooo !!!
My holidays were fun and I was little busy helping my friends to organize the school Reunion !!
Thought of writing to you,(though!!couldn't do it  )
I L.O.V.E Y.O.U
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I sang to your mom,because I'm cool like that !
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Topic:
SEX FROG
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Topic:
Speeding ?
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i saw that before.. but its funny then heck
When? I didn't notice . . .
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Topic:
Speeding ?
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Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving. Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Woman: I can't do that. Officer: Why not? Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am? Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The first officer is stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too. |
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Topic:
No Screwing
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A Kentucky Highway Department employee stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, 'I need to inspect your farm for a possible new road.' The old farmer said, 'OK, but don't get out in that pasture over there.' The Highway Dept. employee flashed out his identification card and said, 'I have the authority of the State of Kentucky to go any where I want. See this card? It allows me to go wherever I wish.' So the old farmer shrugged his shoulders and went about his farm chores. It wasn't too much later and the farmer heard loud screams and yelling. He looked over and saw the Highway Dept. employee running for his life and right behind him was the farmer's huge prize bull. The bull was madder than a hornet and was gaining on the employee at every step. The old farmer yelled out, 'Show him your card , Smart A$$.... Show him your card!! 
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Topic:
No Screwing
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A married couple have been stranded on a deserted island for many years. One day another man washes up on shore. He and the wife become attracted to each other right away, but realize they must be creative if they are to engage in any hanky-panky. The husband, however, is very glad to see the second man there. "Now we will be able to have three people doing eight hour shifts in the watchtower, rather than two people doing 12-hour shifts." The newcomer is only too happy to help and in fact volunteers to do the first shift. He climbs up the tower to stand watch. Soon the couple on the ground are placing stones in a circle to make a fire to cook supper. The second man yells down, "Hey, no screwing!" They yell back, "We're not screwing!" A few minutes later they start to put driftwood into the stone circle. Again the second man yells down, "Hey, no screwing!" Again they yell back, "We're not screwing!" Later they are putting palm leaves on the roof of their shack to patch leaks. Once again the second man yells down, "Hey, I said no screwing!" They yell back, "We're not screwing!" Eventually the shift is over and the second man climbs down from the tower to be replaced by the husband. He's not even halfway up before the wife and her new friend are hard at it. The husband looks out from the tower and says, "Son-of-a-gun. From up here it DOES look like they're screwing!" 
Hhehehee
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Topic:
Friend;ly nurse
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Heeheeheeeeeeee....
HHAHAHAAAAAAAAA......
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Topic:
THE BLACK BRA
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Hehehhehehheeeeeee.. Batman!!!!!?? LoL...not even woman .. |
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1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time. 3. Read less. Makes you think. 4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff. 5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow. 6. Don't date any of the Baywatch cast. 7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Don't eat cloned meat. 9. Don't believe politicians. 10.Focus on the faults of others. 11.Mope about faults. ...You people add on.......... |
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A man walks into his doctor's office and puts a note on the table for the doctor to read. It said, "I can't talk! Help me!"
The doctor nodded sagely, and instructed the man to put his thumb on the table. The man thinks to himself that his thumb has nothing to do with his inability to talk, but he does as the doctor ordered. The doctor quickly picked up a big book and whacks the man's thumb with it as hard as he could. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" the man yelled. "Good, good," the doctor said. "Come back tomorrow and we'll work on the 'B'." |
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Topic:
Ouch...
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A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She said, "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow." "Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right...I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch. But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants,and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked him, "How does that feel?" To which he replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell." |
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Topic:
Define Panda
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A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for the food."
The panda yells back, "Hey, man, I'm a panda. Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary to panda: "A tree-climbing mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves." |
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well i think that it is very easy for a man to pee in the refer, but 4 a woman...u have to back up....with undies way down, and position yourself, then hurry up so u don't get frostbite or something like that.. could someone other than myself tell it a different way?
Such an in-depth analysis of the possibilities and consequences...
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Topic:
Clever Savers
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Clever Saver 1 : I am the biggest saver, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money!
Clever'er Saver 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.. |
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