Topic: peeing in the refrigerator and tight with god
Duffy's photo
Fri 12/26/08 03:24 PM
An 90-year-old man goes in for a physical. All of his tests come back
> with
> normal results. The doctor says, 'George, everything looks great. How
> are
> you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?'
>
> George replies, 'Yes, God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight,
> so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
> bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! The light goes
> off.'
>
> 'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says.
>
> A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife. 'Ethel,' he
> says, 'George is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of
> his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night
> and
> poof! The light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! The
> light goes off?'
>
> 'Oh my God!' Ethel exclaims. 'He's peeing in the refrigerator again!'

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Fri 12/26/08 03:36 PM
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Fri 12/26/08 03:38 PM
slaphead

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Fri 12/26/08 03:42 PM
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Giocamo's photo
Fri 12/26/08 05:50 PM
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TheCaptain's photo
Fri 12/26/08 06:43 PM
LOL for real

freeonthree's photo
Fri 12/26/08 06:55 PM
hahahahaha ! I wonder if Mr Magoo ever did that.

PrincessPeaches's photo
Fri 12/26/08 10:31 PM
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Duffy's photo
Sat 12/27/08 11:07 AM
well i think that it is very easy for a man to pee in the refer, but 4 a woman...u have to back up....with undies way down, and position yourself, then hurry up so u don't get frostbite or something like that..
could someone other than myself tell it a different way?laugh :banana: :banana: :banana:

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Sat 12/27/08 11:51 AM
slaphead

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Iam_aditi's photo
Sat 12/27/08 11:54 AM

well i think that it is very easy for a man to pee in the refer, but 4 a woman...u have to back up....with undies way down, and position yourself, then hurry up so u don't get frostbite or something like that..
could someone other than myself tell it a different way?laugh :banana: :banana: :banana:



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Such an in-depth analysis of the possibilities and consequences...laugh

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Sun 12/28/08 11:07 AM
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Sun 12/28/08 11:13 PM
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MirrorMirror's photo
Mon 12/29/08 12:18 AM

An 90-year-old man goes in for a physical. All of his tests come back
> with
> normal results. The doctor says, 'George, everything looks great. How
> are
> you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?'
>
> George replies, 'Yes, God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight,
> so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
> bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! The light goes
> off.'
>
> 'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says.
>
> A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife. 'Ethel,' he
> says, 'George is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of
> his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night
> and
> poof! The light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! The
> light goes off?'
>
> 'Oh my God!' Ethel exclaims. 'He's peeing in the refrigerator again!'





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