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A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for the food."
The panda yells back, "Hey, man, I'm a panda. Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary to panda: "A tree-climbing mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves." |
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That was funny, Thanks! |
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Edited by
nogames39
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Tue 12/30/08 06:24 PM
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Two married women are walking their dogs in the park. One of them pulls out a cigarette and lights it up. Her girlfriend is asking her:
- You're smoking??? Since when? - Ah, yeah, since the day that my husband came back from his sales trip and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray... |
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both great jokes
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