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Topic: ..New Years Resolutions You Can Keep..
Iam_aditi Joined Sat 10/11/08 Posts: 54	Wed 12/31/08 11:20 AM
1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. 2. Stop exercising. Waste of time. 3. Read less. Makes you think. 4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff. 5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow. 6. Don't date any of the Baywatch cast. 7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Don't eat cloned meat. 9. Don't believe politicians. 10.Focus on the faults of others. 11.Mope about faults. ...You people add on..........

causality Joined Mon 10/06/08 Posts: 628	Wed 12/31/08 11:34 AM
Smoke more pot.

keepthehope Joined Sun 09/02/07 Posts: 4263	Wed 12/31/08 11:39 PM
Eat more junk food. It will help you gain the 30 lbs.

carebear19622 Joined Mon 06/11/07 Posts: 8760	Fri 01/02/09 10:42 AM
stop dating or never start again

jackalopeknight Joined Fri 12/26/08 Posts: 101	Fri 01/02/09 05:17 PM
1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. 2. Stop exercising. Waste of time. 3. Read less. Makes you think. 4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff. 5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow. 6. Don't date any of the Baywatch cast. 7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Don't eat cloned meat. 9. Don't believe politicians. 10.Focus on the faults of others. 11.Mope about faults. ...You people add on.......... 12.Make the resolution to not make anymore new year resolutions.

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