What about BJ's? Are those considered "Keeping the sex out of it"? Because I think that BJ's are great for just dating...

Likes the way my load tastes

Little Orphan Fanny

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida ,are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they Pass a Drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds "

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."



Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."


Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "Adult diapers?"

Pharmacist: "Sure."


Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

Just remember:

Puff ... Puff ... Pass ...

Slurrppee Machine

Mr. Rodgers

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts.
Dr Smith advised her,'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!'
She did this faithfully for several months!

She grew terrific D-cup boobs!
One morning she was running late,got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.

Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said,'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.'

A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked 'Oh! Are you a patient of Dr.. Smith's?'

'Yes I am... How did you know?

'He winked and whispered,' Hickory ****ory dock...

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you have widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."

A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West
to Boston.

After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're
too tired to continue and they decide to stop for a
rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but
they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get
back on the road.

When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk
hands them a bill for $350.00.

The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is
so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice
hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.00.

When the clerk tells him $350.00 is t he standard rate,
the man insists on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then
explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and
a huge conference center that were available for the
husband and wife to use.

"But we didn't use them," the man complains.

"Well, they are here, and you could have," explains
the Manager. He goes on to explain they could have
taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is
famous. "The best entertainers from New York,
Hollywood, and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager
says.

"But we didn't go to any of those shows, "complains
the man again.

"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager
replies.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentions! , the man
replies, "But we didn't use it!"

The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives
up and agrees to pay.

He writes a check and gives it to the Manager.

The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check.
"But sir," he says, this check is only made out for
$50.00."

"That's correct," says the man. "I charged you $300.00
for sleeping with my wife."

"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.

Well, too bad," the man replies. "She was here and you
could have.

another non user says OK

Excellent.... guess I took that outta context

has it shaved like a landing strip

the taste of me

mean

Now taking applications....

the scent of some young man

EVERYBODY GET BUTT NAKED!!!!!

tasty

The one who started the thread... I thought it was great how you saw their profile and pointed that out....

I mean really... does she have room to complain if she is looking IMO .... NO