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Topic:
she said, he heard
Edited by
Pepinofruit
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Sun 10/29/17 03:50 AM
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London calling London calling, Someone has stolen an hour, If you get this message send help!  
Pepi, Get the land rover and old Bedford truck from the barn and try get the chieften tank started!
************************************ Roger London, Roger London, Reception clear, Siera landing 12' clock, position 3 miles from the capital Light-saving time for England eh ?? Bloody good..Serve them right 
We had it last month. I'm recovered now
Only a few Bedford's left, hardly see the old army Landrovers around. What I liked about the old Landrovers was the practical aluminum bodies ( No worries for rust )
No tanks on Pepi's barn 
Just 5 water tanks ( Plastic ) 
And 4 lawnmowers
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Topic:
she said, he heard
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A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at Ft. Myers. She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "How are you today?" "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book. "I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked. "First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book. "I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it is very lonely," she countered. "Do you live around here?" She asked. Yes, I live over in Cape Coral ", he answered, and again he resumed reading. Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, "Do you like pussiecats?" With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life. When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?" The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?" ******************************************************* LOL  ...Lucky 4 her it wasn't me
I would have done the same as Katz
Back in my days living In Israel, my real name was Pussih or Pessah. In Hebrew translated for Christians, means Easter
Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'easter rising'
************************************** Howdy Mike of Old England 
With me the head of the Jews
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**************************************** Nothing will be alive or be breathing in the postage ..lol I assure ya. Sure yes I was Joking about Arkansas. I didn't want to expose one's ID or location 
SURE, a post box will be just perfect 
When you get it , email it internally via M2 no worries. Oh and full name. I only have the surname not family. That way I can be sure ...lol Thanks for being just a over the big pond friend
Hint...It's From Russia with love and also mine, and my mom's favorite
Well thank you too Pepi, for being a friend 
Okay, I will email it to you in the next couple days....that's very sweet of you 
As far as my location, thanks for trying to keep that anonymous, but it's in my profile and pretty much everyone here knows I live in the Keys, especially since the hurricane hit down here. Thanks again though for looking out for me  
So how are you doing? Any baby parrots yet? *********************************************** All good here and no success with breeding this year. She sat on 4 eggs ( First year's eggs being young ), and nothing. .Nada.
The fact was, is, I bought the new male late. It didn't have enough time to fertisise her in one week only. After a week in the aviary, the young fellah could not have done it. I never see them courting or kissing. And she rejected him always, even now she is not friendly with him. Poor Bugger ...He is handsome tho, perhaps too young yet.
Anyway, all smooth here, still having fun working, and hopefully, I won't have to be there another Christmas after this one..lol Which reminds me, it will be time for me to stretch my wings and fly 
Cheers
Well that's a shame, many she'll warm up to him. Or, you'll just have to get another male for her, lol Glad all is going well for you. And yes, it will be nice for you to retire when you planned to. Cheers
*********************************** Okay, now is just about the right time for me to leave, go have a soak in the shower and go back to work in couple hours. Late night shift tonight 4 me ..Awww
But, I WILL SURVIVE
See ya around Pisces, like a boomerang I hope
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Edited by
Pepinofruit
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Fri 10/27/17 07:04 PM
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**************************************** Nothing will be alive or be breathing in the postage ..lol I assure ya. Sure yes I was Joking about Arkansas. I didn't want to expose one's ID or location
SURE, a post box will be just perfect
When you get it , email it internally via M2 no worries. Oh and full name. I only have the surname not family. That way I can be sure ...lol Thanks for being just a over the big pond friend
Hint...It's From Russia with love and also mine, and my mom's favorite
Well thank you too Pepi, for being a friend
Okay, I will email it to you in the next couple days....that's very sweet of you
As far as my location, thanks for trying to keep that anonymous, but it's in my profile and pretty much everyone here knows I live in the Keys, especially since the hurricane hit down here. Thanks again though for looking out for me
So how are you doing? Any baby parrots yet? *********************************************** All good here and no success with breeding this year. She sat on 4 eggs ( First year's eggs being young ), and nothing. .Nada.
The fact was, is, I bought the new male late. It didn't have enough time to fertisise her in one week only. After a week in the aviary, the young fellah could not have done it. I never see them courting or kissing. And she rejected him always, even now she is not friendly with him. Poor Bugger ...He is handsome tho, perhaps too young yet.
Anyway, all smooth here, still having fun working, and hopefully, I won't have to be there another Christmas after this one..lol Which reminds me, it will be time for me to stretch my wings and fly
Cheers
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Edited by
Pepinofruit
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Fri 10/27/17 06:47 PM
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Okay Pepi, what's this about a Christmas present?
****************************************** I am being serious, I have a present 4 ya. Awww...And that's no bull
I love you to have it. Email me any permanent address ( Not necessary yours ), as long you can get it .
Awww...that's really sweet it's not alive is it?
I planned on getting a PO Box in the next couple days, that should work, right? So how have you been? And I'm assuming you were just joking about Arkansas, right?
**************************************** Nothing will be alive or be breathing in the postage ..lol I assure ya. Sure yes I was Joking about Arkansas. I didn't want to expose one's ID or location
SURE, a post box will be just perfect
When you get it , email it internally via M2 no worries. Oh and full name. I only have the surname not family. That way I can be sure ...lol Thanks for being just you, an nice person from over the big pond friend
Hint...It's " From Russia with love ", also my, and my mom's favorite
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Topic:
she said, he heard
Edited by
Pepinofruit
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Fri 10/27/17 06:44 PM
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A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at Ft. Myers. She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "How are you today?" "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book. "I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked. "First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book. "I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it is very lonely," she countered. "Do you live around here?" She asked. Yes, I live over in Cape Coral ", he answered, and again he resumed reading. Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, "Do you like pussiecats?" With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life. When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?" The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?" ******************************************************* LOL ...Lucky 4 her it wasn't me
I would have done the same as Katz
Back in my days living In Israel, my real name was Pussih or Pessah. In Hebrew translated for Christians, means Easter
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Edited by
Pepinofruit
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Fri 10/27/17 06:14 PM
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Okay Pepi, what's this about a Christmas present?
****************************************** I am being serious, I have a present 4 ya. Awww...And that's no bull
I love you to have it. Email me any permanent address ( Not necessary yours ), as long you can get it .
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^^^^^^ Pisces ^^^^^
I see you
Hi Pepi 
*************************************** Howdy Moon
I've never been to Arkansas
And we are  
Stop by my coffee shop to chat, please! Best not to monopolize the "HUG" thread : wink: ********************************************** Okay , I admit I was on the wrong thread
Sorry HUG/S thread 
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Edited by
Pepinofruit
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Fri 10/27/17 05:59 PM
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^^^^^^ Pisces ^^^^^
I see you
Hi Pepi
*************************************** Howdy Moon
I bought you a Christmas present. Where I can find you ?? At the same town & address ?? I remember it was Arkansas the last one
Alternatively, email me the recent one. I am not going to SCAM YOU
I'm death Serious
((( HUGS ))) as usual
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Edited by
Pepinofruit
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Fri 10/27/17 05:41 PM
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^^^^^^
Pisces ^^^^^
I see you
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Nope, I canceled my routine/s from now on
Kisses first, then hugs
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Topic:
Dating drinks...
Edited by
Pepinofruit
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Thu 10/26/17 07:45 PM
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Easy going here
Water, tea or coffee ( Homebrew only ) for regular dating/s. Couple glasses of wine occasionally ( If I have to compromise ) A shot of whiskey only, for celebration/s ( Must be only Irish or British, can't stand Yankey sawer stuff )
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Topic:
What's your age?
Edited by
Pepinofruit
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Thu 10/26/17 07:02 PM
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Hi, I'm just curious and a little bit bored. Mind if I ask your age? thanks. ****************************************** Curiosity killed the cat
I never bored, I always in the mood for fun 
As 4 my age, well, I am a little bit younger than my teeth and just a bit older than my mouth
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Edited by
Pepinofruit
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Wed 10/25/17 06:02 PM
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What makes a relationship ever lasting?? So many of us go through bad relationship. So dear friends, what do you think is required to make a relationship ever lasting ************************************************ I can't talk for others, but this works 4 me JUST GREAT, and I LOVE IT...
POINT TAKEN ??
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Topic:
Chivalry is it dead.?
Edited by
Pepinofruit
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Wed 10/25/17 09:32 AM
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It is not dead ... least with most older men ... although I might not know how to act ... if he stand while I excuses myself ... ******************************************** If he, ( The gentlemen ) stands up while you excuse yourself, it's a common principles & morals trait of a sign OF RESPECT for you ( The lady )....Trust me I KNOW.
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Topic:
Chivalry is it dead.?
Edited by
Pepinofruit
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Wed 10/25/17 09:02 AM
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Okay ladies and gentlemen it's been brought to my attention that some women have noticed a decline in chivalry.. So guys are you guilty of being without chivalry... and ladies have you noticed the decline in gentlemen being gentlemen.. ************************************************ I have read all comments
Contrary to chivalry in decline, I will stand my ground/s.. I AM A GENTLE man
Conclusion :... NO I AM NOT feeling GUILTY 
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Topic:
Gentle....and gentle
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Gentlemen exist in all societies. All kind and styles. Do gentlewomen or gentleladies exist? How they act? What is a gentlewoman? Curious to read your notes *************************************** I don't know about others, but I know that I personally AM A GENTLE man
Alternatively, I also agree what the poster says. 
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Topic:
New here
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New here looking to meet some nice ladies! ☺ ************************************ Howdy Snoopy...
There are many doors to the same place.
Best one is in the forums
Take care and be good
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Edited by
Pepinofruit
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Mon 10/23/17 06:36 AM
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Lol, I agree. That's the main reason I don't have a dog, they require a lot of care and training. Tough to do if you work all day and aren't home much. If I do get one, it will be when I have more time to properly care for it.
**************************************************** I don't blame you
How is your new location going ?? Vermont ??
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Well I've encountered both, over all I prefer the domestic pets.
I've mostly had cats, I had a couple dogs when I was a child, but they died. My ex husband had a dog, it was a pain in the butt, cried from the time he'd leave the house until he got back... I divorced the both of them
Not sure if I will ever get a dog again after that. *********************************************** If one trains his/her dog to behave, there shouldn't be any problem. Problem is today some let pets, as well as kids, DO WHAT THEY WANT TOO.
Every pet needs training...That's not cruel. They are animals. I must admit that some humans needs obedience training also.
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