Topic: she said, he heard
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Fri 10/27/17 08:16 AM
Edited by eric22t on Fri 10/27/17 08:24 AM
A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at Ft. Myers.

She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book.

Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him.

"How are you today?"

"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.

"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.

"First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book.

"I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it is very lonely," she countered. "Do you live around here?" She asked.

Yes, I live over in Cape Coral ", he answered, and again he resumed reading.

Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, "Do you like pussiecats?"

With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life.

When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"

The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"

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Fri 10/27/17 08:21 AM
slaphead laugh

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Fri 10/27/17 08:41 AM
rofl

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Fri 10/27/17 08:47 AM
rofl

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Fri 10/27/17 09:40 AM
:) :smile:

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Fri 10/27/17 10:05 AM
biggrin

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Fri 10/27/17 06:06 PM
*Giggle*

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Fri 10/27/17 06:28 PM
Edited by Pepinofruit on Fri 10/27/17 06:44 PM

A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at Ft. Myers.

She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book.

Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him.

"How are you today?"

"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.

"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.

"First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book.

"I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it is very lonely," she countered. "Do you live around here?" She asked.

Yes, I live over in Cape Coral ", he answered, and again he resumed reading.

Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, "Do you like pussiecats?"

With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life.

When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"

The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"


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LOL rofl ...Lucky 4 her it wasn't me rofl
I would have done the same as Katz rofl
Back in my days living In Israel, my real name was Pussih or Pessah.
In Hebrew translated for Christians, means Easter :wink:

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Fri 10/27/17 11:07 PM


A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at Ft. Myers.

She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book.

Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him.

"How are you today?"

"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.

"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.

"First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book.

"I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it is very lonely," she countered. "Do you live around here?" She asked.

Yes, I live over in Cape Coral ", he answered, and again he resumed reading.

Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, "Do you like pussiecats?"

With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life.

When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"

The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"


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LOL rofl ...Lucky 4 her it wasn't me rofl
I would have done the same as Katz rofl
Back in my days living In Israel, my real name was Pussih or Pessah.
In Hebrew translated for Christians, means Easter :wink:

surprised
Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'easter rising'laugh

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Sat 10/28/17 12:34 AM
slaphead

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Sat 10/28/17 06:06 PM
:wink::wink::wink::wink:laugh:wink:

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Sat 10/28/17 08:04 PM



A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at Ft. Myers.

She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book.

Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him.

"How are you today?"

"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.

"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.

"First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book.

"I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it is very lonely," she countered. "Do you live around here?" She asked.

Yes, I live over in Cape Coral ", he answered, and again he resumed reading.

Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, "Do you like pussiecats?"

With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life.

When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"

The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"


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LOL rofl ...Lucky 4 her it wasn't me rofl
I would have done the same as Katz rofl
Back in my days living In Israel, my real name was Pussih or Pessah.
In Hebrew translated for Christians, means Easter :wink:

surprised
Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'easter rising'laugh

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Howdy Mike of Old England waving

With me the head of the Jews :tongue:

rofl rofl rofl

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Sun 10/29/17 12:41 AM
London calling London calling,
Someone has stolen an hour,
If you get this message send help!
surprised scared
Pepi,
Get the land rover and old Bedford truck from the barn and try get the chieften tank started! surprised

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Sun 10/29/17 03:45 AM
Edited by Pepinofruit on Sun 10/29/17 03:50 AM

London calling London calling,
Someone has stolen an hour,
If you get this message send help!
surprised scared
Pepi,
Get the land rover and old Bedford truck from the barn and try get the chieften tank started! surprised

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Roger London, Roger London,
Reception clear, Siera landing 12' clock,
position 3 miles from the capital

Light-saving time for England eh ??
Bloody good..Serve them right laugh
We had it last month.
I'm recovered now laugh

Only a few Bedford's left, hardly see the
old army Landrovers around.
What I liked about the old Landrovers was
the practical aluminum bodies ( No worries for rust ) laugh
No tanks on Pepi's barn :tongue:
Just 5 water tanks ( Plastic ) :wink:
And 4 lawnmowers laugh

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Sun 10/29/17 03:50 AM


London calling London calling,
Someone has stolen an hour,
If you get this message send help!
surprised scared
Pepi,
Get the land rover and old Bedford truck from the barn and try get the chieften tank started! surprised

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Roger London, Roger London,
Reception clear, Siera landing 12' clock,
position 3 miles from the capital

Light-saving time for England eh ??
Bloody good..Serve them right laugh
We had it last month.
I'm recovered now laugh

Only a few Bedford's left, hardly see the
old army Landrovers around.
What I liked about the old Landrovers was
the practical aluminum bodies ( No worries for rust ) laugh
No tanks on Pepi's barn :tongue:
Just lawnmowers laugh

laugh
Lawnmowers are good!
We can cut them off at the pass laugh
Catch up later Pepi, off to walk my nieces dogs waving

Pepinofruit's photo
Sun 10/29/17 03:53 AM
Edited by Pepinofruit on Sun 10/29/17 03:53 AM



London calling London calling,
Someone has stolen an hour,
If you get this message send help!
surprised scared
Pepi,
Get the land rover and old Bedford truck from the barn and try get the chieften tank started! surprised

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Roger London, Roger London,
Reception clear, Siera landing 12' clock,
position 3 miles from the capital

Light-saving time for England eh ??
Bloody good..Serve them right laugh
We had it last month.
I'm recovered now laugh

Only a few Bedford's left, hardly see the
old army Landrovers around.
What I liked about the old Landrovers was
the practical aluminum bodies ( No worries for rust ) laugh
No tanks on Pepi's barn :tongue:

Just 5 water tanks ( Plastic ) :wink:
And 4 lawnmowers laugh


laugh
Lawnmowers are good!
We can cut them off at the pass laugh
Catch up later Pepi, off to walk my nieces dogs waving

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See ya around Mike waving