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Edited by
eric22t
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A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at Ft. Myers.
She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "How are you today?" "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book. "I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked. "First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book. "I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it is very lonely," she countered. "Do you live around here?" She asked. Yes, I live over in Cape Coral ", he answered, and again he resumed reading. Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, "Do you like pussiecats?" With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life. When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?" The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?" |
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*Giggle*
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Edited by
Pepinofruit
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Fri 10/27/17 06:44 PM
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A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at Ft. Myers. She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "How are you today?" "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book. "I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked. "First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book. "I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it is very lonely," she countered. "Do you live around here?" She asked. Yes, I live over in Cape Coral ", he answered, and again he resumed reading. Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, "Do you like pussiecats?" With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life. When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?" The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?" ******************************************************* LOL ...Lucky 4 her it wasn't me I would have done the same as Katz Back in my days living In Israel, my real name was Pussih or Pessah. In Hebrew translated for Christians, means Easter |
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A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at Ft. Myers. She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "How are you today?" "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book. "I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked. "First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book. "I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it is very lonely," she countered. "Do you live around here?" She asked. Yes, I live over in Cape Coral ", he answered, and again he resumed reading. Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, "Do you like pussiecats?" With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life. When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?" The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?" ******************************************************* LOL ...Lucky 4 her it wasn't me I would have done the same as Katz Back in my days living In Israel, my real name was Pussih or Pessah. In Hebrew translated for Christians, means Easter Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'easter rising' |
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A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at Ft. Myers. She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "How are you today?" "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book. "I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked. "First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book. "I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it is very lonely," she countered. "Do you live around here?" She asked. Yes, I live over in Cape Coral ", he answered, and again he resumed reading. Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, "Do you like pussiecats?" With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life. When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?" The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?" ******************************************************* LOL ...Lucky 4 her it wasn't me I would have done the same as Katz Back in my days living In Israel, my real name was Pussih or Pessah. In Hebrew translated for Christians, means Easter Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'easter rising' ************************************** Howdy Mike of Old England With me the head of the Jews |
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London calling London calling,
Someone has stolen an hour, If you get this message send help! Pepi, Get the land rover and old Bedford truck from the barn and try get the chieften tank started! |
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Edited by
Pepinofruit
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Sun 10/29/17 03:50 AM
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London calling London calling, Someone has stolen an hour, If you get this message send help! Pepi, Get the land rover and old Bedford truck from the barn and try get the chieften tank started! ************************************ Roger London, Roger London, Reception clear, Siera landing 12' clock, position 3 miles from the capital Light-saving time for England eh ?? Bloody good..Serve them right We had it last month. I'm recovered now Only a few Bedford's left, hardly see the old army Landrovers around. What I liked about the old Landrovers was the practical aluminum bodies ( No worries for rust ) No tanks on Pepi's barn Just 5 water tanks ( Plastic ) And 4 lawnmowers |
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London calling London calling, Someone has stolen an hour, If you get this message send help! Pepi, Get the land rover and old Bedford truck from the barn and try get the chieften tank started! ************************************ Roger London, Roger London, Reception clear, Siera landing 12' clock, position 3 miles from the capital Light-saving time for England eh ?? Bloody good..Serve them right We had it last month. I'm recovered now Only a few Bedford's left, hardly see the old army Landrovers around. What I liked about the old Landrovers was the practical aluminum bodies ( No worries for rust ) No tanks on Pepi's barn Just lawnmowers Lawnmowers are good! We can cut them off at the pass Catch up later Pepi, off to walk my nieces dogs |
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Edited by
Pepinofruit
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Sun 10/29/17 03:53 AM
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London calling London calling, Someone has stolen an hour, If you get this message send help! Pepi, Get the land rover and old Bedford truck from the barn and try get the chieften tank started! ************************************ Roger London, Roger London, Reception clear, Siera landing 12' clock, position 3 miles from the capital Light-saving time for England eh ?? Bloody good..Serve them right We had it last month. I'm recovered now Only a few Bedford's left, hardly see the old army Landrovers around. What I liked about the old Landrovers was the practical aluminum bodies ( No worries for rust ) No tanks on Pepi's barn Just 5 water tanks ( Plastic ) And 4 lawnmowers laugh Lawnmowers are good! We can cut them off at the pass Catch up later Pepi, off to walk my nieces dogs *********************************************** See ya around Mike |
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