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I began online "dating" because I'm really really, really ridiculously GOOD looking. Think about it. Why would ONLINE dating be more beneficial for this predicament? There you go, now you get it.
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I'm not that I'm not UNsingle *confused look* wait....um...
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaw, you have 15 views but no responses...it's ok, I'm ugly too. No, it's ok, we won't not be weeded out of the gene pool soon, welp later.
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Not the kind of responses you were looking for, huh.
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Topic:
GOOD BYE
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Sitting on crunchy autumn leaves and in each others eyes. The world was sweet and kind, and a day lasted forever. Nothing will never replace you, my childhood love. Sneaking out for the thrill of mischief, we were all we needed, and the future was complete. The way we laughed in the blissful heat of summer, and the way your eyes shimmered in the moonlight. Every night I go down to the park, but you will never be there again.....goodbye.
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Inner Thoughts
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I don't NOT think of you, jk.
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New to the site
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Lesbianism13, there is something wrong with your tongue, seek medical help!
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Just do some oral and make sure they can satisfy you. If they can then you know your marital sex life will be satisfactory. Best of both worlds-no premarital sex + good marital sex. Done.
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Topic:
Kiss Or Run - part 15
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Welp, move in slowly as if the pursuit of getting to know him\her will be an endeavor of anticipation and bliss. Slight contact gradually getting stronger, mimick the way the love will soon grow and draw you two closer with the relentless passing of time. my vote=kiss. Ta ta.
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Man up
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It doesn't NOT take two to make a baby. It's not like it doesn't NOT take three as well.
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Topic:
love struck
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Ya, how old? Are you visiting her at a nursing home? Then she's NOT too old (if you also also live there). Tricked you, jk.
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Topic:
Guys and girls ages 18-25
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I like chocolate cake alot. I mean...ALOT. Wait, was that relevant?
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HELLO
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Nice dancing banana, and no,...that's not what SHE said.
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Topic:
4 Year Old Elected Mayor
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THIS is how they top some obese little kid who drinks "go go juice"? Damon...I WAS having a good day...
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Topic:
The Dream we call reality.
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Why does it seem like when I lay down to fall asleep I finally become fully awake? Are we sleep walking through life or wake-walking through a world of dreams?
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Topic:
Single girl in Durham
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Uuuuuuuuuuum..........I think I love you.
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Topic:
Poetry
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Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps at this petty pace till the last syllable of aaaaaaall recorded time-and aaaaaall our yesterdays have lited FOOLS the way to Dusty DEATH!
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Topic:
Hello
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Don't worry, I'm straight. You should upload a happier picture of you-it is more appealing to *clears throat* the ladies...
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Topic:
Chicken or the Egg
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It isn't like it's not-NOT the egg, and it definitely isn't not the chicken. Case closed. Thank you.
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