Topic: ITEM! Newbie Racks up 5 Pager In An Hour: Your Questions Ans
spankmaster's photo
Fri 09/19/08 06:33 PM
Yep. Never been here in my life, but already have gone down in Mingle History. If you speak to me, please refer to me as the 5-Pager, or I won't acknowledge you as a human being. Tanks.

duckiegiggles's photo
Fri 09/19/08 06:35 PM
asleep

spankmaster's photo
Fri 09/19/08 06:35 PM
Welcome to the 5 Pagers chat. What knowledge do you seek?

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Fri 09/19/08 06:36 PM


yep..that was your fifteen minutes of fame now..PHUCK OFF...:laughing:

spankmaster's photo
Fri 09/19/08 06:38 PM
that's now how you spell ****.

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Fri 09/19/08 06:39 PM
http://mingle2.com/topic/show/158849

TxsGal3333's photo
Fri 09/19/08 06:40 PM
Ya sure that is not the 5 finger :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Fri 09/19/08 06:41 PM


Dont burst his bubble! lol!

I think we should now refer to the OP as the 5-Knuckle Shuffler.

spankmaster's photo
Fri 09/19/08 06:41 PM
those like like laughing chinamen.

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Fri 09/19/08 06:42 PM
Ya gotta learn how to pace yourself. It's all about the long haul....

spankmaster's photo
Fri 09/19/08 06:43 PM
I told myself 6 pages, tonight...but, then I was like whoah, slow down pardner...people used to get burned at the stake for awesomeness. I decided 5 pages was amazing enough.

TxsGal3333's photo
Fri 09/19/08 06:48 PM
Ohhhhhhhhh you have lived in fairyland way tooo long noway noway noway noway noway noway noway 5 pages shshsh just remember we are the ones that gave you that little thrill :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Fri 09/19/08 06:50 PM

Yep. Never been here in my life, but already have gone down in Mingle History. If you speak to me, please refer to me as the 5-Pager, or I won't acknowledge you as a human being. Tanks.



yawn

Fade2Black's photo
Fri 09/19/08 06:52 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen .. we have a winner!!!


BOB!! Tell him what he's won ...:banana: glasses

spankmaster's photo
Fri 09/19/08 06:52 PM
why are there chinamen in your words? i actually didn't even know there were chatrooms on this. My profile's been here about 2 weeks. I clicked on "community" and saw what looked like messageboards, and decided to put a funny headline up, and all of a sudden, people were responding to me real-time. It was a quantum leap in date sites. Maybe I don't need a date if I have a legion of cult-like fans. I can always order the virgin brought forward.

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Fri 09/19/08 06:53 PM
I can always order the virgin brought forward.


good luck finding that one

spankmaster's photo
Fri 09/19/08 06:55 PM
yeah, not too many virgins round these parts. only ones are in diapers. and that's a whole different website entirely.