WOMAN'S POEM


Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.


MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a damn

Soooooooo funny.

Sluggo,,I about shlt when I seen you in poems,lol..But THIS was real cool and hey,,,YOU might have a new calling on here,wink,,,lol GREAT to read ya man..

Good to see you Sluggo!
Hopefully not all Mens prayers
go this way!