Yup! That defense didn't work worth a sh*t in my DUI hearing.

Happy 4-20!!!

Thanx yall, I'm stoked about it!

I'm already gettin started!

Happy 4-20!!
Well, it's that magical day again. Most people know it's National
Smokeout Day, but for me it's more important than that. This is also the
day my wifee and I got married. It's been six years now, and I wouldn't
change it for the f*ckin world. There have been times we took the "for
poorer" part to the extreme, but that's how we know this sh*t's f*ckin
real. We've been there at each others sides the whole time, and I
couldn't possibly ask for more. Well............maybe more golf clubs!
LOL I love Marie with all my heart, and am proud to say that she's my
wifee.

This year's anniversary has been freakin crazy already. I went to work
yesterday, and did my normal thing. The owner of the KFC I work at
popped in, and told me he was happy with the job I've been doin. He
learned a couple minutes after we talked that today is our anniversary,
and he dropped $100 in my hand and told me to have a good time. Talk
about some sh*t. That cool old man almost made me cry, and the wierd
part is I've only been there a couple months at the most. Then, after
Marie gets off work, we go out to a couple stores and window shop (just
lookin at sh*t we might buy later), and go home. We checked the mail
(which we hadn't done in like 3 days), and there's hella letters in
there from Sac County Child Support Division, and I'm thinkin
aaaawwwwwwww sh*t. I usually let Marie open my mail, and this time was
no different. She looked in the first one and said, "Holy sh*t Babe!"
I'm wonderin WTF is goin on now, and she pulls out a check, that's
marked "This check is a refund." I about sh*t right then. It said
somethin about me not havin to pay child support anymore, and I have
absolutely NO problem with that!! Crazy stuff huh? I can't wait to see
what the rest of our trip has in store for us the next couple days.

I think they should just have some type of religious support at the
school for those who want it. Where ALL religions are accepted and
discussed, but only for those who chose to go, not be force to (like a
required class).

Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher was fined $100,000 by the NFL
for wearing a cap during Super Bowl media day that promoted a sponsor
not authorized by the league.

NFL rules prohibit gear that advertises any product but a designated
sponsor, league spokesman Brian McCarthy said.

Urlacher was fined for drinking vitaminwater and wearing a vitaminwater
hat during the media session in Miami leading to the title game.
Gatorade is the NFL's official drink.

McCarthy said this is the first time such a fine has been levied. He
added that $100,000 is the standard fine for such a violation at the
Super Bowl. A violation during the regular season is $10,000. It is
$50,000 at the Pro Bowl.

The fine recalls an episode involving Chicago quarterback Jim McMahon in
the playoffs following the 1985 season, the previous time the Bears made
the Super Bowl.

McMahon wore a headband that said "adidas" in a playoff game against the
New York Giants, and then-commissioner Pete Rozelle fined him $5,000
because the shoe company was not an NFL sponsor. The following week, in
the NFC title game against the Los Angeles Rams, McMahon wore a headband
that read "rozelle."

That's cool, good points.

Twisted mentally and emotionally, but likes to help others. That's me in
a nutshell.

Manager maybe?

Hey Morena!

Funny sh*t!!

Dang fanta!!


Funny stuff dude, I love people watchin. There's nothin like watchin
someone totally warped in the head, or someone embarrass themselves in
public, like walkin into the door that is clearly marked "PULL". I used
to just sit in my car and watch folks walk into those kinda doors, every
city or town has them. Ya know the one's that EVERYBODY hits hella hard!

Good point G. What it is is a lack of respect in our nation as a whole
on many levels.

Here's one for the brain, Fritz the Cat!

Okay!


*passes the T-joint to the left hand side*

Okay Z, that dude's on his way!

I thought about how smokin out makes you hungry, and that it might
actually burn more calories while ridin a bike or workin out after ya
smoke. I ate a sandwich for lunch (I've hardly ever had breakfast my
whole life) and a mid-day sandwich, and then a regular person sized meal
for dinner, and basically smoke myself to retardedness and back. I'd
ride the bike, take walks, and work out on the weight bench a little,
but I lost 80 lbs in 2 1/2 months. I went from almost 280 lbs to 200 lbs
in one school summer. Sh*t gotta go, Later yall!

Probably somethin in the nuker (microwave). Surprisingly, smokin weed is
how I lost weight a WHILE back. I got freakin ripped outta my gord, and
started thinkin (I know) about it, and I decided to conduct an
experiment. Hold on a sec and I'll explain.

That's the problem with us as American's nowadays (I'm guilty of it
myself). We're too quick to get butt-hurt about little sh*t that doesn't
really affect us, and the only way to stop it is together, but ya know
how quick that'll happen, since there's always gonna be that one whiny
b*tch sayin "That offends me, make them stop". Sad reality.