Cognac is gone, on to the brandy............

I've had all kinds of women hit on me (mostly while I was workin the
drive thru at Jack in the Crack) and a lot of them said they didn't care
if I was married. That threw me for a loop at first, but then I decided
I had to come up with a different tactic. I'm secure in my manhood and
sexuality and all that sh*t, plus I have little sense of shame, so I
started tellin women I was gay, or that my wifee was rich and they
couldn't afford me. One time this hood-rat came through, and wouldn't
take no for an answer, so I told her she didn't want me cuz I had a
little d*ck, and that she looked like she needed to date someone in the
porn industry!! She didn't hit on me again!

Bout half way done with this bottle. May have to grab the other one
outta the fridge. Got one twistin right now too, so things should be
better here in JUST A MINUTE!!

OOPS!!


I meant wierdest. SH*T!!

You turned someone down for a date???

CANNONBALL!!!!!!!

hey shadow, if I could pass the drink and the smoke through the screen I
would bro.

*best Forrest Gump voice*


Sometiiiiimes!!

If I'm in a drinkin mood, it's the whole thing sugar(Z)!!


WOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Benton is nothin but a bunch of dumbasses who are wannabe-yuppies.
Parents and kids alike.

Tonight is a Courvoisier night, last night was 1oo proof Hot Damn!. I
might tear into the E & J VSOP if this doesn't do the trick!

People that are sloppy drunk, they should leave that sh*t to me!!

I'm in Benton, and am firmly convinced there's either crack in the
water, or just an abundance of stupidity!

I'm in AR too, and that sounds more like crack!!






Only in Arkansas........

What up spay? Too bad they won't let m1313 back in with ya(don't know
why), so we can go old school on the newbies!

Aw, sluggo, you must be forgettin that one guy who ran a 4.6 40 time and
was still the fastest MF'er on the football field, and a 1st ballot Hall
Of Famer, one Jerry Rice. Timed speed doesn't really matter, football
speed and a nose for the end-zone is what really matters. I bet fanta is
happy as hell about his team's draft!

I think I'mn gonna play some madden, later yall!

No spider legs today, we got some HARD stuff today. was a bad day at
work.

Something special huh? Okay, mimi420, I want to have sex with your
mother!