LOL

THE TOP TEN CHUCK NORRIS FACTS:
01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the
probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

04 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck
Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and
unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was
finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his
soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and
admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second
Wednesday of the month.

06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for
Chuck Norris.

07 Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the
JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets
with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer
amazement.

08 Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs
of life there.

09 They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take ****
from anybody.

10 A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't
you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured
this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever
saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

Funny sh*t!!

I wish I could Roundhouse kick my now ex boyfriend Muahahahahahaha

This is hilarious!!!!! I love Chuck Norris, especially as "Walker, Texas
Ranger." lol He would laugh if he read this.

my fav one...


Chuck Norris can speak Brail!