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Thu 08/14/08 02:04 PM


I will spank anything, anytime, anyplace


noway noway


Literally anything.

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Thu 08/14/08 02:02 PM
I have been described as 'heartless' by a woman. Is that alright?


It's cuz i told her if she fell off that ladder, she'd have to clean her own brains up. I wasn't doing it. Eeew.

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Thu 08/14/08 02:00 PM
Balls to that, i want the world. Give it here. Don't make me smack you...

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Thu 08/14/08 01:59 PM
I get to have more gods than any of you. I win religion.

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Thu 08/14/08 01:52 PM

I have no mercy on flies and roaches or roach-like bugs. I will spare a cricket, a spider, a lady bug, a praying mantis, snakes, and most other interesting creatures as long as they don't take to crawling across my bed and invading my home too much.

In my art studio one day a spider ran across the room. A guest went after it to step on it. I yelled, "Don't!" She looked surprized and asked why?

I said, "You could upset the entire echo system in this place. That spider keeps down the flea and fly population and who knows what else."

You never know what is going on in the echo system. One year I had massive amounts of roaches and the next year they were almost gone, but I found silver fish everywhere. I wonder if that had anything to do with the roach population being down.

We just don't know.

To kill ants without poison: Put corn meal down over their ant hills. They take it into their holes and eat it and soon the ants are gone. It must explode inside of them or something.

JB


Oh, i'll kill spiders. If i can work up the courage. I hate spiders

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Thu 08/14/08 01:48 PM
I will spank anything, anytime, anyplace

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Thu 08/14/08 01:32 PM
Maybe he'd be braver if you put that cleaver down once in a while...

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Thu 08/14/08 01:22 PM
Man, that reminds me of when my dad had mice

We set a standard spring trap, and later we heard it snap.

the damn mouse was still alive, and trying to run around, despite the trap being firmly closed around it. It's little back must have been broken.

Two whacks from the hammer it needed. Damn super-mouse or something. I did feel sorry for the guy

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Wed 08/13/08 03:53 PM
telekinesis
super healing ability
the ability to make my sarcasm physically painful

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Wed 08/13/08 03:52 PM

oh, you didn't.huh

Voila!!!!!

and there you have it , kids.

now what?

we got caught!!!!


froggie, you jist aint no fun.


go float yer boat....

or spin yer top....
or teach yer dog to hunt...
or make yer bird fly...


I don't care, podnah, solo aslo!

:banana: :banana: :banana: rofl rofl rofl


What... are you on?

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Wed 08/13/08 03:51 PM
almost midnight, very nearly bed time

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Wed 08/13/08 03:50 PM
I now know more about your poo than i think i ever wanted to

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Wed 08/13/08 03:49 PM
Another ugly room!!

Who knew there were so many places wher ei could be amongst my own?

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Wed 08/13/08 03:47 PM
I'd get rid of my tendancy to second-guess myself

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Wed 08/13/08 03:27 PM
Eight hundred!


BEGIN!

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Wed 08/13/08 03:22 PM
Also, for what is supposed to be a religious chat,almost all i really see is athesits and christians inflicitng their opinions on each other, and completely ignoring any given counter-argument. Really, it isnt much fun.

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Wed 08/13/08 03:16 PM
I be from sunny london

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Wed 08/13/08 03:15 PM
Its 23:15 here. I'll be going to bed before long

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Wed 08/13/08 03:13 PM
I've been thinking about getting a dog again, but im not sure my four cats would appreciate it

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Wed 08/13/08 03:12 PM
I refuse to learn anything!

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