I'm not sure i understand the question. A kind of fleshy pink?

our combined sarcasm will destroy you all!

Oh hell, i do that all the time

I'm really not sharing how long ago my last date was. Suffice to say it was long ago enough to not remember any details.

I write a lot, i read a lot, i play a lot of games, i watch a lot of racing

Nothing wrong with a bit of extra weight. Women are supposed to have curves.

Preferably, i want someone to make me laugh, or at least intrigue me.

NEVER! VIVE LE RESISTANCE!

I'm way tired, but i can't seem to be bothered to get to bed.

(00.14 here by the way, in case you're keeping US time and think i'm some huge lazy loser)

There are an awful lot of dancing bananas around here. I'm rather scared.

All right, fine. I'll try to be useful. This is 'Viewing Yourself The OpenWounds Way'.

Insecure about your looks? To hell with it. Either get confident, or find some other virtues to interest people with.

Other people insulting your looks? The hell do you care? Those aren't the people you want to be friends with. Forget trying to win everybody, and look out for people who are worth it.

There's more to life than worrying about how people view your appearance. Otherwise i'd have gone insane by now.

I would say you need to stop obsessing and just relax already.

Oh i'm a crazy cat person. 4 cats.

Yes. Like you wouldnt believe.

Actually, i wish people would be honest with me. I always get this 'oh you're so great' crap and so on, and to be honest that doesnt mean anything to me anymore. If people would be honest about what's wrong with me, maybe i'd be more inclined to believe them when they tell me about what's right with me.

I prefer to learn by doing.

sounds messy

will there be explosions?

Uh... Yes? Considerably more often than i don't.

yeep.