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Tue 07/07/15 11:35 PM


Ni! Nnnnnn, nnnnnn, Nu no no no no Ni! oh. Ni!
.. I have to agree with you !...that is pretty stupid..lol


I have to agree never tell a man no...lol

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Tue 07/07/15 11:33 PM
Edited by ridewytepony on Tue 07/07/15 11:44 PM
I didn't know what that meant til now.
I remember googling (BTW) and was all proud because I figured It out (ABMS)
al by my self but next time someone used it I couldn't remember so I when about 3-4 months until I googled it again.

I had a girlfriend that was happy buying all this cheep costume jewelry and
came back from the mall very happy and sharing and showing me all the cool things she bought.

Somehow my X woman who is the mother of my son was brought up and the GF was putting her down unnecessary so I said
"At least he wouldn't wear costume jewelry.slaphead She was almost in instant tears went to the bedroom for about 20 and comes out and marches right to the table picks up all the new purchases and sinks them in the garage and said
"You are going to buy me all the real things tomorrow because she not better than me And marches to bed.
It was in the Alaska panhandle,South East AK, in the summer and its a tourists trap. I has seen 5 cruse boats in in one day and it was expense. I remember taking the cab the next morning and her laughing the whole way telling the big story to the cab driver how I taught her a valuable lesson.
Yeah ok.

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Tue 07/07/15 07:49 PM

No thanks necessary, but appreciated nonetheless. I'm no longer in the field, but in my new job I still have your backs. pitchfork

That sounds like a serious gig there, Pony. Watch your *** and get back here in one piece, please. Thank you, sir.


Do you think you kill more people in office than in the field or is it hard to say? J/k. Hey I said I was inquisitive.

Who has more fun than people eh?

I know I know,if you made the info pervious you would have to tie up the loose ends.Yeah, I realy don't want to know..lol

Lets talk more about oxygen and Nitrogen
:)
I just heard today a 60 year old west coast timber faller that I knew was killed two days ago. Sadly,its very common that guys with a life time of experience don't make it out.
The experience can't beat Father Time.
yet they put the vets in the tuffest ground and the young in the gravy.
there is no reward with these vets like John ~RIP. The truth of it is one life lost but all that sketchy ground he would have laid down in the name of experience
perhaps 3..maybe 5 less competent may have been killed or maimed ? Rationalization.
Couple things I know is we don't go to each others funerals and I never ever park anywhere close to door entrances
or do something phylically easier for me in return making it harder for another human. Just for selfish reasons of course. They say you never do something
for one because you expect something in return even if its just a thank you.

why do we hold a door open for a stranger? Because we wanted too. Not for a thank you. I will say this time I want return.

I must be God fearing. Ok now I figured that out.

A little advice if you would be so kind on Chain of command
I'm just showing up to marshal on a retainer (stand by)
Relatively new to Wildland fire work although I've been up to date certified to the highest standard for 5 years. I mainly had other work and only jumped in late last summer but Pony shot his mouth off at a gov
big shot on the second day and
almost had all 5 of us sent home.
You see noone was alowed to drive trucks to the cook house,no exemptions (dust control)I brought my side-by-side and drove slow but budy got mad and told me to park it and I did without argument but I wasn't happy.
The guys asked what that was all about and I retorted. ."He's just mad because he doesn't have one" but I didn't realize he was on the other side of his truck..lol

My crew boss had to kiss his azz..ha ha
I guess in laymens terms. ..just shut my mouth and go to work?
Its hard to adapt with a background of Coastal production Falling/Felling which is the most dangerous job in North America,We don't listen to anyone that sits in a truck,We can shut all operations down
as there is no machine or untrained human that can do our Job.we have our own helicopters and Crummies and nobody will go in a faller fridge and touch a beer.I suppose its just an unwritten chain of comand .Other activities in Industry we seem expendable
like gas 'n' oil and wildlandfire where the respect status is deminished.

Peace




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Tue 07/07/15 05:33 PM
Edited by ridewytepony on Tue 07/07/15 05:34 PM
Ha ha...Nice.

Deodorant strained through jail house socks
was a very good Year.

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Tue 07/07/15 01:21 PM
"Happiness is a warm gun"

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Tue 07/07/15 10:44 AM
I have an uncanny resemblance to our old Milkman. Which is strange to me?
I told my friend "Your son looks just like my son when he was that age.
He gave the look..lol.Wasn't realizing what I was saying. Not possible though.

Seriously They do say for a male; look at

Your mothers brothers and that would get you I good indication of how your hair will look as you age.

I look like my Dad and have 'his hair line Though

My step kids; one of the twins looked like her Dad the other two here a couple of Azzholes like Mom.

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Mon 07/06/15 03:43 PM



I'm a Plant Operator/Safety Coordinator for my plant site. Basically, we take air and run it through an Air Separation Unit. We separate the Nitrogen and purify it to sell to our customer. And I coordinate all safety for my site. Basically, it makes me sound smart and important....but I'm not. laugh


Lol...yourfunny

Do you suck on it and then post this stuff? So is it pure? Is it for weilding
and first aid services? I guess it would be close to pure if it takes all the nitrogen out?
do you market the Nitrogen too? Does it get the other gasses? Could you send me a couple of handfulls of each?

I was a very inquisitive child


And thanks Chuck..Leigh got it right
Every word ..I was just wondering if we each got a flower or were they all for you?...lol
BTW...did I mention they pay me?lol
We do say if you just do it for the money you will get killed.I'll come back with some action pics or Vids soon.
may be out of service though...for some time? We'll try to keep them above the 49th eh
My thanks to the service man also.


Hardy har har!...Goof may be funny, but you're funnier than a one legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pondsmokin ...Take care of you, be safe and if you ask me real nice, I'll save your seat till you get back...It'll be nice and warm....:wink:

Realy? "Its only words and words are all YOU have to take my heart away
that and a fabulous body. Here can you hold this too:heart: be careful..whoa whoa whatch it please. There thats better :~)

I took that wrong for a sec. ^^
I read "I'll be nice and warm meaning some dudes sitting in my seat next to you keeping you warm. Dyslexia sucks. That mainly why I lost that job last week. As they text and asked if a wanted a job FOR 3 weeks in Saskatchewan and I thought it said " IN three weeks...well that, skepticism and procrastination. I Thought Saskatchewan promises were like BC and AB promises but I guess they were serious.slaphead.

yeah for sure and shortly after a few shifts you can come up and we'll grab my pole and YOU can show my some hot spots. You could find some good honey holes to show me right babe?





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Mon 07/06/15 02:05 PM

I'm a Plant Operator/Safety Coordinator for my plant site. Basically, we take air and run it through an Air Separation Unit. We separate the Nitrogen and purify it to sell to our customer. And I coordinate all safety for my site. Basically, it makes me sound smart and important....but I'm not. laugh


Lol...yourfunny

Do you suck on it and then post this stuff? So is it pure? Is it for weilding
and first aid services? I guess it would be close to pure if it takes all the nitrogen out?
do you market the Nitrogen too? Does it get the other gasses? Could you send me a couple of handfulls of each?

I was a very inquisitive child


And thanks Chuck..Leigh got it right
Every word ..I was just wondering if we each got a flower or were they all for you?...lol
BTW...did I mention they pay me?lol
We do say if you just do it for the money you will get killed.I'll come back with some action pics or Vids soon.
may be out of service though...for some time? We'll try to keep them above the 49th eh
My thanks to the service man also.

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Mon 07/06/15 11:13 AM

Happy birthday Doc, and when your out celebrating tonight stay away from them damn "Gummers".

Chuckrofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

I Wonder if he had the privilege of meeting "The Fellation feen, or I should say deflation feen...lol "the library
Parcade girl" a couple of years ago?
What a Wanton. God bless her...I must have been good in a past life.

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Mon 07/06/15 10:57 AM
Edited by ridewytepony on Mon 07/06/15 10:59 AM

I want an American man. Too many Canadians message me.


Oh I see..so you want what you "can't have"... *scratches his head..weird?
a woman wanting what she can't havewhat


So if an abundance of "America"men message you, you would want a Canadian?

Thanks for the tip anyways,not that I want "American"

That reminds me:

What did the leper say to the prostitute?
keep the tip

See how much fun we have in Canada?
and its all on other peoples expense.
Isn't it great.

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Mon 07/06/15 10:14 AM
Edited by ridewytepony on Mon 07/06/15 10:16 AM
From one of my all time favorite Poet/songwriters
His passion for the mountains lives in me
through his music he left us.

"Though I'd be a poorer man had I never seen an eagle fly"

~John Denver


"The Eagle And The Hawk"

I am the eagle, I live in high country in rocky cathedrals that reach to the sky.
I am the hawk, and there's blood on my feathers.
But time is still turning, they soon will be dry.
And all those who see me, and all who believe in me
share in the freedom I feel when I fly.

Come dance with the west wind and touch on the mountain tops.
Sail o'er the canyons and up to the stars.
And reach for the heavens and hope for the future
and all that we can be, and not what we are.

*Edits in*
lol..A big Cheers and an apology to John in advance...I will be good for a month now

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Mon 07/06/15 10:03 AM
^^^ But that same fish can
travel 2000 miles of ocean to the exact same
sponning bank that he left as a minnow
hundreds of miles up the river
and ejaculate without hands.

Thats a beautiful mind.

~Pony B

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Mon 07/06/15 09:47 AM

you know i got you a gift ahead of time, but you turned over a new leaf.
so what am i going to do with a whole skid of tissue?????

*chuckles* you mean he uses both sides

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Mon 07/06/15 09:05 AM
drinker flowerforyou:smile: ^^
Hello M'

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Mon 07/06/15 08:50 AM
Beautiful words (((M))) every mans dream
to have the loyalty admiration and respect of a good woman.
respect forwarddrinker

"Oh for he's a jolly good fellow
for he's a jolly good fellow
for he's a jolly good fellow
which nobody can deny"

"Oh he ought to be publicly pissed on
he ought to be publicly shot"

I will leave you with one fav from Abby Road
called "golden Slumbers" Second verse is appropriate since
I'm heading back towards "the egg" today.

No that doesn't mean I'm reverting..thats impossible.

Golden slumbers fill your eyes
Smiles awake you when you rise
Sleep pretty darling do not cry
And I will sing a lullabye

Once there was a way to get back homeward
Once there was a way to get back home
Sleep pretty darling do not cry
And I will sing a lullabye

Wasn't that pretty? Happy B-Day from your lost "statesman"


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Sun 07/05/15 09:05 PM

good luck opie

im confused to why people say 'I need' as oppose to 'I would like'

or is it just me sad sad what

realy? your judgment sucks.
May want to try that jk/consern on a fluent English speaker.
sad sad sad

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Sun 07/05/15 06:30 PM
^^ is that ever exiting. .hehehe
I just ejaced in my panties ..
Wow! is right

Show your credentials and butabing

"I will sing
on my knees
as you please
as your will
I'm your pill
I will swallow
but tomorrow?
Leave me be
as I'm me"
Well I can-seeD


Pp

Pp (Professional prostitute(Thats right,
Thats right I'm a whore that trades for a $150.00 +/_ a minute
but I'm rarely guaranteed the next,in every aspect.j



My profession holds a couple of records here...and thats the title of this unwritten poem.
Broken bones 'n' broken homes

On my way tonight to assess and fall Danger trees in south province so the fire crews can advance in the name of my blood sweet tears and broken f* en bones ..funny you asked.
Wow..I'm my hero







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Sun 07/05/15 10:38 AM
Edited by ridewytepony on Sun 07/05/15 10:55 AM

Please don't count this Proud Canadian as American...noway


OP got it right.. and thank God some "Americans" do.
I live in BC Canada and that makes me American..or a landed immigrant or illegal alien..or some are draft dodger.
US citizens may be referred to as "Americans" from the the Americas.
well guess who else makes up part of the New World. (Western Hem)

She said American not "American"
Should she have to say Notth American?

We are just Canada of American

As Sir John A MacDonald stated; Canadian First Prime Minister:

"A British subject I was born and a British subject I shall die"

Hey I should run for PM..OH yeah I can't even vote or work directly for the gov.

Hmmm they didn't teach me that one in history

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Sun 07/05/15 10:02 AM
Edited by ridewytepony on Sun 07/05/15 11:01 AM
Well its impossible to tell the difference between been "in Love" or lust unless you
are practiced in the art of self abuse in conjunction with timing.
Timing
+Activity
= love or lust

Example:

Girl and guy are switch on talking on the phone and she says; "I want you to come over right now" she is driving me wild..erm wilder and I think I Love her.

Instead of rushing over and engaging in intercourse, a self abuse session must take place first.
(This will avoid very awkward and hurtful situations)
If I just discovered I don't love her I will wait until she calls back despite telling her I would be on my way.If infact my self exam proves positive (I still want her even know nobody is better than me..weird = in love) then I just call her and tell her I'm not going to make it tonight....hey I'm not 18...lol In just pulling 'your' legs...or somthing j/k ...(Positive means) I drive a little slower and will be a little frigid for the first 20 min.

Two things hold true in my life ; This method NEVER FAILS and I've never failed to please myself.:wink:

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Thu 07/02/15 11:43 AM
I hate it,I'd rather smell a stinkin'Bear than be stuck sitting next to one on a hot day fanning herself with an abundance of perfume on.

It reminds me of Mother and her nail polish remover as a child..yuckgrumble

Its so important to me I once ran a "Seeking add" for a "scentless apprentice" but kept attracting ditzy blondes doused in perfumes.
I reread my add and realized I wrote
" seeking senseless apprentice".
Dyslexia is Aaaa Bltch!

But now I'm with the love of my life and she's is beautiful, natural and smart AAAnD experienced.:wink:










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