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Wed 03/03/10 10:35 AM
Topic: Clean Humor




Here's a little "CLEAN" humor with a good moral ...




The Pastor's ***

A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race
again, and it won again.


The local paper read:


PASTOR'S *** OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor
not to enter the donkey in another race...


The next day, the local paper headline read:


BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ***.

This was too much for the Bishop , so he ordered the Pastor to get rid
of the donkey..


The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby Convent..

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:


NUN HAS BEST *** IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted!

He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she
sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the papers read:

NUN SELLS *** FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop , so he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER *** IS WILD AND FREE.

The Bishop was buried the next day.


The moral of the story is ....
Being concerned about public opinion can
bring you much grief and misery. It can even shorten your life..

..So be yourself and enjoy life to the fullest.

Stop worrying about everyone else's *** and
you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

Have a nice day!
And remember... sharing is caring!





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Wed 03/03/10 10:19 AM
Topic: Hello Everyone
Your very welcome sweety!:smile: :wink: flowerforyou smooched :banana:
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Wed 03/03/10 09:45 AM
Topic: Hello Everyone
You are just so sweet! I hope to make some new ones since some of my so called friends deleted me because of what happened to me but oh well life goes on!
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Wed 03/03/10 09:39 AM
Topic: Hello Everyone
Thank you tazzops!:smile:
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Wed 03/03/10 09:35 AM
Topic: Hello Everyone
Hello, I have been told that coming to 50's and older would be a great place to meet new friends! Is it?:smile:
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Wed 03/03/10 09:26 AM
Topic: hi
Hello and welcome!flowerforyou waving
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Wed 03/03/10 08:49 AM
Topic: hi everyone :)
Hello and welcome to mingle!waving
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Wed 03/03/10 08:26 AM
Topic: Rate Me.
Young but cute!!!:banana:
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Tue 03/02/10 08:26 PM
Topic: Last Seen Overf A Month Ago
Hey chevylover1965 there are still some nice "girls" on here!laugh happy
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Tue 03/02/10 06:27 PM
Topic: ottawa new bachelor
Hi and welcome!:smile:
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Tue 03/02/10 06:10 PM
Topic: hi all
Hello and welcome!:banana:
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Tue 03/02/10 02:56 PM
Topic: new
Hello and welcome!flowerforyou
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Tue 03/02/10 02:54 PM
Topic: DISABILITY
Of course I was married to two brain dead idiots! LOL On the serious side yes I would it doesn't matter to me!
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Tue 03/02/10 07:17 AM
Topic: What's Happening Mingle From Houston!!!
Hello fondrin18 and welcome!smile2 waving
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Mon 03/01/10 09:19 PM
Topic: Obsessions
Too funny!!!:banana: :banana:
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Mon 03/01/10 12:44 PM
Topic: hello everybody!
Hello and welcome
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Mon 03/01/10 12:42 PM
Topic: "Newest" New Member!
Hello Lonelygnt and welcome!:banana: :banana:
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Mon 03/01/10 12:22 PM
Topic: What do u think about indians?
I have nothing against Indians I am part Cherokee! And welcome to Mingle!
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Mon 03/01/10 07:49 AM
Topic: Well~~~ It's~~~
Hang in there I quit 9 months ago and feel so much better!:banana:
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Mon 03/01/10 07:41 AM
Topic: Hello everyone
Hello and welcome!!:banana: :banana: :smile:
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