i'm still here

i would buy an ungodly amount of designer shoes.

ya, but nice people swallow



<-------nice person. (tee hee)

howdy!

ok first of all for a disclaimer this is just a vent.

my 9 mos old son is sitting in his gradfather's lap makin dada sounds like crazy right. so i call up his dad so he can hear and he isnt saying anything. so i ask "did u hear him" and he's like "ya sure ok" so i'm trying to talk to him for a minute cus i'm like okay next time i wont call and waste your time right? and i hear his mom in the background who knows i'm on the phone obviously cus he puts me on speaker and she goes "i'm not putting food on your plates for nothing!" like sh*t dam i didnt mean to interrupt your guy's dinner with your son saying dada! sh*t! what is wrong with people!!!

i'm afraid of gummy bears with an agenda

wow if she's able to recieve "head" her cl*t must be huge!!!

i'm so jealous

i hope not, cus i sure as hell wouldnt go near it! LOL

i bet if a guy tattood his banana it would really be uncomfortable for a few months lol

u see what happens when he nevr tells me anything. well he's on the other side of the country from me now. i cant count on a trip to mcdonalds let alone brazil

well a surprise would be more than long over due thats for f*ckin sure.

a tree

u never told me that u wanted to go to brazil

curled up with a total hottie fast asleep in a giant hotel room king size bed with satin sheets. ....and room service when i wake up and a soak in the in room jacuzzi.

some people are social smokers like they'll only smoke if they're out at a bar or drinking and stuff like that

howdy!

anything dark chocolate and mint and i am soooo going trick or treating tomorrow.

i'm gonna be a fairy!

dear diary,

things are finally calming down a bit now emotionally speaking. jeff and i are able to speak to each other without one or the other of us bursting into hysterical sobs. its gonna be a long road, but we're takin it one step at a time. i have had a lot of time to think since being in florida and have a lot less confusion about how i feel and what i want out of life and out of my relationships.

oh gosh, i'm addicted to spongebob.

i think it would be a little scary for me wondering if my husband would make it home alive every nite