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Topic: Just want to introduce myself
ChristmasKing's photo
Thu 07/03/08 08:26 AM
It's me, everyone's favorite icon of Christmas...Santa Clause himself. I enjoy spreading joy throughout the lands to all the good children who believe in me and my awesome powers of slipping through skinny chimnies with my fat sack of toys. I also like long walks around the pole with the misses and the elves. I just bought a new sleigh, the old one was getting a little worn due to the massive amount of miles I've put on it the last 20 years. Anything else you want to know, don't hesitate to ask.

-S. Clause

elwoodsully's photo
Thu 07/03/08 08:29 AM
I still believe in you... here's some milk for your cookies..drinker drinker drinker drinker

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Thu 07/03/08 08:29 AM
You got a new sleigh? How many miles to the gallon does it get? drinker

post_coitum's photo
Thu 07/03/08 08:30 AM
Are elves naturally that small, or do you have to breed them that way?

FaithfulOne78's photo
Thu 07/03/08 08:30 AM
flowerforyou Welcome to JSHflowerforyou Enjoy your time int he nuthouseflowerforyou drinker

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Thu 07/03/08 08:31 AM
prefers the "Yule Log"

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Thu 07/03/08 08:31 AM

flowerforyou Welcome to JSHflowerforyou Enjoy your time int he nuthouseflowerforyou drinker


I can tell he is gonna fit right in! Look at the suit! drinker

bgeorge's photo
Thu 07/03/08 08:32 AM

It's me, everyone's favorite icon of Christmas...Santa Clause himself. I enjoy spreading joy throughout the lands to all the good children who believe in me and my awesome powers of slipping through skinny chimnies with my fat sack of toys. I also like long walks around the pole with the misses and the elves. I just bought a new sleigh, the old one was getting a little worn due to the massive amount of miles I've put on it the last 20 years. Anything else you want to know, don't hesitate to ask.

-S. Clause


can i sit on your lap and tell you what i want for christmas tongue2

ChristmasKing's photo
Thu 07/03/08 08:34 AM
Thanks for the milk elwood. As for the new sleigh, it is still powered by my magical reindeer. It's so much cheaper than buying gas. Post, it's funny you should ask about the elves, because we do actually have to breed them that small. We keep them in really small plastic boxes with holes punched in them until they are old enough, then we ship them out the the assembly line. They love every minute of it though.

ChristmasKing's photo
Thu 07/03/08 08:35 AM
but of course bgeorge

FaithfulOne78's photo
Thu 07/03/08 08:36 AM


flowerforyou Welcome to JSHflowerforyou Enjoy your time int he nuthouseflowerforyou drinker


I can tell he is gonna fit right in! Look at the suit! drinker


drinker I was thinkin the same thing!!!:tongue:

CleanBathroom's photo
Thu 07/03/08 08:39 AM
Welcome flowerforyou

Are you a rabbi?

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Thu 07/03/08 08:39 AM
Welcome and have lots of fun!!drinker drinker

Anyliz's photo
Thu 07/03/08 08:40 AM
hello! could I have my gift before x-mas?...:wink:

Puffins1958's photo
Thu 07/03/08 05:47 PM
Edited by Puffins1958 on Thu 07/03/08 05:48 PM
Santa...

Hello and welcome to JSH/M2 I hope you have a great time here...
It's soooo much fun!!!! Enjoy the forums...

flowers

stardust50's photo
Thu 07/03/08 05:50 PM
I believe I believe and have been such a good girlflowerforyou

ChristmasKing's photo
Mon 07/07/08 08:43 AM
as long as there's milk and cookies.....

mcattygarnett's photo
Mon 07/07/08 09:07 AM
Hello and welcomeflowers

bastet126's photo
Mon 07/07/08 09:51 AM
does mrs. claus know you're mingling?? huh

:::welcome::: flowerforyou

baroosie's photo
Mon 07/07/08 09:53 AM
The easter bunny told me you might log in....

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