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Sat 02/14/09 07:39 PM
just wants a foot long

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Sat 02/14/09 07:29 PM

I love Hooters, the place is nice too I guess

sir, i salute you!

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Sat 02/14/09 07:28 PM
a classic:

here i sit, broken hearted
tried to s*** but only farted

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Sat 02/14/09 07:23 PM
she inspired this:

crush

you are my drug, my addiction
we thrive on our friction
we stay apart longer
but the pull gets stronger
things elsewhere are fine
but you're still on my mind
our history goes back
those days at the track
20 years since those days
have passed, i'm amazed
that the sound of your voice
leaves me no choice
i'll have to give in
and we'll lose and we'll win
so intense the attraction
with no time for action
so the moment we're free
and it's just you and me
the animals rise
one look in those eyes
my heart just explodes
my resistance erodes
some call it at crush
or love at first blush
but there is no question
you are my obsession


and she knows it. life is funny at times, with us, it's been a pain in the arse. i doubt we'll ever be together.

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Sat 02/14/09 07:13 PM
probably would mostly. my mom did it for 30 years, it's a tough, thankless job. please treat servers well and tip generously!

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Sat 02/14/09 07:12 PM
given those two choices, gloss...something light. kissing someone with heavy lipstick is very distracting.

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Sat 02/14/09 05:51 PM
bra

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Sat 02/14/09 05:50 PM
keeps a can of gas in the trunk of her car

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Sat 02/14/09 05:49 PM
husker du - deadly skies

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Sat 02/14/09 05:40 PM
my sister had 5 before she was 23 (no multiples). the youngest just went to jail on an outstanding warrant an hour ago...

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Sat 02/14/09 05:38 PM
andie macdowell has always had my full attention.
selma hayek is a very close second

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Sat 02/14/09 05:36 PM
belt

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Sat 02/14/09 05:35 PM
randomly acts as if her were a pitchman for whatever product he holds in his hands at the time

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Sat 02/14/09 05:34 PM
ra ra riot - dying is fine

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Sat 02/14/09 05:33 PM
ate taco bell bean burritos tonight, they've evacuated his neighborhood

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Sat 02/14/09 10:36 AM
nine inch nails - head like a hole

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Sat 02/14/09 10:25 AM
hibernate

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Sat 02/14/09 10:20 AM
divynils - i touch myself

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Sat 02/14/09 10:19 AM
spongebob squarepants

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Sat 02/14/09 10:17 AM
honey, you are such a tease
like a warm breeze in february
it isn't like you're trying
i'd not be lying if i said that
you have my eyes and heart
and i can't start to describe the feelings
placed inside my head
what if i said this to you
would you let me down
my heart would drown in disappointment
or, will you pull me near
and crush these fears within my mind

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