Community > Posts By > DirkGently
just wants a foot long
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I love Hooters, the place is nice too I guess sir, i salute you! |
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a classic:
here i sit, broken hearted tried to s*** but only farted |
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Ok .......fess up
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she inspired this:
crush you are my drug, my addiction we thrive on our friction we stay apart longer but the pull gets stronger things elsewhere are fine but you're still on my mind our history goes back those days at the track 20 years since those days have passed, i'm amazed that the sound of your voice leaves me no choice i'll have to give in and we'll lose and we'll win so intense the attraction with no time for action so the moment we're free and it's just you and me the animals rise one look in those eyes my heart just explodes my resistance erodes some call it at crush or love at first blush but there is no question you are my obsession and she knows it. life is funny at times, with us, it's been a pain in the arse. i doubt we'll ever be together. |
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probably would mostly. my mom did it for 30 years, it's a tough, thankless job. please treat servers well and tip generously!
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Question for women & men
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given those two choices, gloss...something light. kissing someone with heavy lipstick is very distracting.
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bra
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keeps a can of gas in the trunk of her car
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husker du - deadly skies
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I just found out
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my sister had 5 before she was 23 (no multiples). the youngest just went to jail on an outstanding warrant an hour ago...
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Celebrity Fantasy
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andie macdowell has always had my full attention.
selma hayek is a very close second |
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belt
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randomly acts as if her were a pitchman for whatever product he holds in his hands at the time
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ra ra riot - dying is fine
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ate taco bell bean burritos tonight, they've evacuated his neighborhood
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nine inch nails - head like a hole
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A - Z ends in ATE
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hibernate
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divynils - i touch myself
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A-Z TV Shows
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spongebob squarepants
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breeze
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honey, you are such a tease
like a warm breeze in february it isn't like you're trying i'd not be lying if i said that you have my eyes and heart and i can't start to describe the feelings placed inside my head what if i said this to you would you let me down my heart would drown in disappointment or, will you pull me near and crush these fears within my mind |
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