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Tue 01/27/09 03:22 PM
i read for entertainment or to gain knowledge. the author's lifestyle means nothing if the book is good.

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Tue 01/27/09 03:17 PM
Edited by DirkGently on Tue 01/27/09 03:17 PM


a dachsund named "lady". she was a great dog, sweet, funny, playful. no other dog has come close, which is probably why i like cats better now.
of all the cats we had, "fat cat" ruled...



awwww I too have a soft spot for the kitties meowwwwwww

fat cat was great. he wandered into our basement when i was 8. lady went after him, he took a chunk out of her nose, and they were best friends for 4 years before he passed. he was already old when he adopted us, but looked like he could pull a house off it's foundation.

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Tue 01/27/09 03:10 PM
bash & pop - never aim to please

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Tue 01/27/09 03:09 PM
Edited by DirkGently on Tue 01/27/09 03:09 PM
his camaro is actually a very accurate paper mache model sitting on top of his chevette

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Tue 01/27/09 02:56 PM
has launched her own spy satillite into space

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Tue 01/27/09 02:50 PM
happy birthday to one of my favorite people on this board!!!

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Tue 01/27/09 02:48 PM
any book by douglas adams, of course.

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Tue 01/27/09 02:48 PM
a dachsund named "lady". she was a great dog, sweet, funny, playful. no other dog has come close, which is probably why i like cats better now.
of all the cats we had, "fat cat" ruled...

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Tue 01/27/09 02:45 PM
plans to install a slant six mopar engine in his camaro

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Tue 01/27/09 02:39 PM
anyone here who has had a child, especially one that is the opposite gender of you, will appreciate the following:
i walked into the men's room at the local library to answer the call of nature. while i was relieving myself of some excess liquid, a man had his two young children taking a restroom break in the stall. the little girl (about 2 or so) asked, "why are we in the boy's bathroom? was i a boy when i was a baby?"
it was hard not to laugh to loudly...

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Mon 01/26/09 03:47 AM
thank you all

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Mon 01/26/09 03:47 AM
o.m.d. - if you leave

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Thu 01/22/09 07:52 AM
Edited by DirkGently on Thu 01/22/09 07:52 AM

just goes to show you cant please everyone ,so ya have to please yourself !

if you spend too much time pleasing yourself, that can also get you into trouble. welcome to mingle2!

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Thu 01/22/09 07:45 AM
has recently trained the local cats to steal cars

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Thu 01/22/09 07:39 AM
nice little piece of comedy...i meant captain's stuff, not the bush presidency...that was more tragedy.

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Thu 01/22/09 07:38 AM
likes to drink orange crush so much he built a shrine to it in his bedroom

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Thu 01/22/09 07:26 AM
Edited by DirkGently on Thu 01/22/09 07:26 AM
frozen to my seat, it seems
the dashboard thermometer says
tweleve below
i wish for the summer sun at 3am
as my daily journey begins
stiff, the air is beyond crisp
like it will soon shatter
yet the skies are clear, the moon out
and the dusting of new snow
shines like diamonds
in my headlights
so i'll drive on and wait
for the fan to blow warm air
for my coffee to kick in
and for spring to slowly make it's way
back to ohio


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Thu 01/22/09 07:14 AM
buffalo tom - september shirt

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Wed 01/21/09 08:00 AM
has a bottle of md 20/20 in her purse

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Wed 01/21/09 07:59 AM
y&t - summertime girls

i'm somewhat ashamed i know that...

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