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Sun 02/15/09 07:10 AM
bulb

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Sun 02/15/09 06:39 AM
thanks, everyone!

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Sat 02/14/09 09:41 PM
has the football player who was wearing that jersey locked in her basement

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Sat 02/14/09 09:26 PM

My parents brought me take out & a rose and when my ex brought my daughter home, I came into the kitchen and he was eating my friggin dinner....wtf?


that's just wrong. i see why he's becoming your ex.

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Sat 02/14/09 09:23 PM
tape

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Sat 02/14/09 09:09 PM
goofing off here

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Sat 02/14/09 09:04 PM
my friend's 11 year old son plays me in chess occasionally. he's getting exponentially better, and i'm not. i can still beat him up.

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Sat 02/14/09 09:01 PM
bedtime stories. most movies i see are with my 6 year old daughter. it isn't exactly oscar material, but still a bit of good lightweight fun.

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Sat 02/14/09 08:53 PM
this is probably going to end badly for you dsl. don't ask if you don't want to know. cheers.

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Sat 02/14/09 08:46 PM

The taller the better. If I put on heels I am easily 6'. A petite guy would have a face full. lol.

:banana:

i'm only almost 5'7". most women i've dated have been taller, including a couple of 6 footers. a taller woman doesn't bother me one bit.

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Sat 02/14/09 08:37 PM
this will soon be moved to the "rate my profile' section...

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Sat 02/14/09 08:26 PM
somewhere, somehow, i'll get some chocolate covered cherries from malley's up here in the cleveland area, even if i have to get them myself.

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Sat 02/14/09 08:14 PM
my ability to talk to anyone...although that was one of many things about me that annoyed my ex wife

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Sat 02/14/09 08:10 PM
is actually corey hart

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Sat 02/14/09 08:09 PM
toad

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Sat 02/14/09 08:02 PM
you called me last night
i could not talk, could not break free
i could not give you time
or the words you badly need
please understand, please
know this is from my heart
we may never be together
but we'll never be apart

i would do anything for you
in a perfect world
i would give you all of my heart
in a perfect world
i would hold you when you cried
in a perfect world
i would make you scream out loud
in a perfect world

funny, life is funny
but not enough to make me laugh
i reach out to touch you
and we end on seperate paths
you reach out for me
because you need someone to care
so close, within your grasp
i vanish into the air

i would do anything for you
in a perfect world
i'd make sure you'd always smile
in a perfect world
i would keep you satisfied
in a perfect world
i would make your life complete
in a perfect world

so older we have grown
we both are getting gray
but for the past 20 years
i think of you every day
it's personal, this pain
it's so deep, this frustration
will we ever get around
this opaque seperation

i would do anything for you
in a perfect world
i would kiss you everywhere
in a perfect world
i'd be so proud you were mine
in a perfect world
i will love you til i die
in this imperfect world

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Sat 02/14/09 07:43 PM

never lived down taking his cousin to his prom


well, she's hot, and my relatives are from west virginia...

hops on one foot to work every day

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Sat 02/14/09 07:41 PM
hole - doll parts

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Sat 02/14/09 07:40 PM


Wants a 5 dollar foot long


(Too easy... Just gonna let that one go!)

Holly wants to be loved for who she pretends to be online!


too kind to hit that softball pitch outta the park!

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Sat 02/14/09 07:39 PM
erotic

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