Jack Sparrow

What style of music would you say best compliments your personality and why? Don't just say what type of music you like best. I'll go first just to give an example.

I would say that I'm mostly like techno music, because I'm a high energy character that people always seem to notice when I'm present. And just when you think you've gotten used to my many oddities, I throw in another random curiosity just to mix things up.

...and I'm not big on techno.

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Lemme just say that some guys are idiots. No feminist interjections, please. Some guys really do just want to be friends with a girl, I would know(my best friend is one, and we are not involved). A lot of guys don't really know if they are leading someone on. They just go on as if you have the same intentions as they do, no matter what those intentions might be. So, pity us poor men. Most women are naturally gifted in conversation to direct their motive at such a level that is right over some guys' heads.

PDA is a touchy subject. A little is okay, but it should be kept discreet for a few reasons:
1. it only angers those who have no one
2. it's just considered bad etiquette
3. it makes it a bit more special when you pull him or her into a back corner or room of a public place and plant a quick one on them, or when you're in a darkened theater or concert hall, you slide you hand into theirs.

Let's just say if you're ever in the Tulsa area, look me up.

NEVER! Pepsi is where its at. Drink up!

Indeed, I am a nerd, but I'm okay with that because apparently I'm adorable.

And what, pray tell, is the story of said birds and bees, for such a tale has never visited my ears.

Oh, great and mighty box of faded red, answer for us lowly beings this enigma that has for too long troubled the people of my land(or at least the ones that took the same speech class as me in high school): If your father was a dictionary and your mother was an encyclopedia, how many pancakes would it take to roof a doghouse on a Tuesday?

Give you a Klondike bar.

A game my friends and I play spontaneously is to try to have an innocent conversation with as many dirty implications as possible without actually saying a phrase that can be nothing but dirty. For example: I went down to the meat-market by the pier the other day. There was more seamen there than I'd ever seen, and I came back with fish juice covering my boots.

So it's immature. I'm still in college, and I might as well be this way while I have an excuse.

Well, we're all young once. Not much I can do about that but enjoy the time I have. And I specified "long or short term relationships". Meaning I want a girlfriend, not a one night stand. I've never been much for those. I just always feel awkward afterwards.

YAY, I'M ADORABLE!

If you need a name to put on it(lemme see...what's a good screen name), you can call me Ray. And I hope your son makes it home safely.

So, what do I need elaboration or discretion on?

First cousin is pretty weird, but I wouldn't make any exclamations to those who would. Second cousins and on, I would still be a bit iffy.

I only have talent when the spirit moves me. I've tried otherwise, and it's crap. Sure you can borrow, but don't say that you wrote it. That's stealing, not borrowing.

Snuggling, cuddling, spooning, you can even sleep together without having sex. IMAGINE THAT! The best girlfriend I ever had I never had sex with; though I think either party would have easily agreed should the other party have suggested it.

Well, you said if I was crazy about her. So, yeah, I would try to co-exist with it. If my meat and potatoes bothered her me eating around her, I would try to eat less of them around her. But she would have to meet me partway and not try to discriminate against me for my preference of food; however, I would respect her opinion should she choose to let me know. But there is a big difference between letting me know and throwing tantrums over some bacon.