an outgoing one
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Burgers, scrambled eggs, roses, and Shakespeare sonnets.
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Topic:
How Do You feel right now?
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Like a longdeek dog in a Chihuahau world!
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Topic:
Uh Oh Ladies...Reminder..
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There is a huge shortage of available men who have the emotional skills, desire and financial stability for a successful and monogamous relationship. Ok now you can resume fighting over the men. Uh oh.....I have absolutely nothing constructive to add to this topic. I will show up unshaven on my Harley expecting sex....after not having called for week. I will be insulting your parents. I will say something completely rude at dinner...and be oblivious to it. You will hop on my motorcycle just before "the sensitive guy" shows up on your porch with roses. Does this sound familiar to anyone? ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Topic:
Not enough men
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If you are over 35 and looking for 19~20 yo pervs there seem to be plenty. ![]() |
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Topic:
Does Sage Really Matter?
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what is he on about? ![]() Sauce! *spoken in best Brooklyn accent* "SoooAaahce"? |
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Topic:
Condensing
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I like big butts and I cannot lie.
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Topic:
Older Men...Older Women
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An OLD PUNK is just as bad as a young one Beach.
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Topic:
I DELIGHT in you ALL!
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You're a stupid Hessian Hippy J.
and you are ugly ![]() |
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Depends.....like if you are married to Lorena Bobbit for example. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Topic:
Look "UP"!
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be loving
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Topic:
Cause and Effect
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Didn't hydrate enough before a climb. One expensive helicopter ride, eeh dude?
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Topic:
Cause and Effect
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The mountain climber didn't double check his carabiners. Splat.
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Topic:
Your Perfect Kiss
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Slow, wet, passionate, a little tease with tongue.....then she looks down, grabs me by the hair and pulls me up to her face get a room |
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![]() ![]() ![]() Leinenkugel Biaaaaaches! ![]() |
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Beachfarmer & Bashajones... ![]() they can both understand what each other is talking about.... well, at least half the time they can anyway.... coconuts & raisins to be served at the reception... Coconuts, raisins...and a lot of bouncing on the dance floor...hehe get a room |
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Topic:
Clich�s and Platitudes
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Own it and move on.
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Topic:
Say Something Vague - part 6
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sounds like beachbum has a big ol FatTire goin
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Topic:
Fear
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John Bobbitt might say it is the memory of when she last carved. Put's on Stone Temple Pilots...."Half the Man I Used to Be" |
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Topic:
Say Something Vague - part 6
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Hangin out at the shore.
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