ElaineSeekingJerry


ElaineSeekingJerry Joined Thu 05/01/08 Posts: 978	Wed 07/16/08 08:40 PM Topic: when you
You live in your parent's basement?? dying here Tonight's 'zinger award goes to JAG2112' ... love it!

ElaineSeekingJerry Joined Thu 05/01/08 Posts: 978	Wed 07/16/08 08:39 PM Topic: DOWN!!!!!!!
Is there music to go with those lyrics? Cuz that'd be cool Just in my head....... Just seemed like something I could see myself blasting as I zoomed down the highway when I'm having one of those AGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! days and need some shiny, fast, black car & heavy music therapy to clear my head (and since I have zero talent to write music or lyrics, I'm counting on those of you with the know-how to fill that void! )

ElaineSeekingJerry Joined Thu 05/01/08 Posts: 978	Wed 07/16/08 07:31 PM Topic: Stood up...
feel your pain it has happened to me once and now i find it harder to trust others when possibly attempting to set something up in the future without really getting to know them... sorry that it happened to ya Know what? It's kind of reassuring to hear it's happened to others - makes it a little easier not to take 'personally', ya know? Still sucks, no denying it!

ElaineSeekingJerry Joined Thu 05/01/08 Posts: 978	Wed 07/16/08 07:30 PM Topic: Hey! i got my first real responce...
Only had one that emailed ... and it went great - for about 3 weeks, then he was apparently abducted by aliens - poor guy!

ElaineSeekingJerry Joined Thu 05/01/08 Posts: 978	Wed 07/16/08 07:28 PM Topic: Stood up...
Apparently it's an epidemic ... if it helps, you're not the only one who's dealin' with this cowardly behaviour!

ElaineSeekingJerry Joined Thu 05/01/08 Posts: 978	Wed 07/16/08 07:20 PM Topic: how far away
1200 miles

ElaineSeekingJerry Joined Thu 05/01/08 Posts: 978	Wed 07/16/08 06:53 PM Topic: Awesomely Bored
i watched soaps, once =) Only a real man can admit that ...

ElaineSeekingJerry Joined Thu 05/01/08 Posts: 978	Wed 07/16/08 06:49 PM Topic: Im bored
walks quietly out of thread and closes door behind her

ElaineSeekingJerry Joined Thu 05/01/08 Posts: 978	Wed 07/16/08 06:46 PM Topic: Im bored
i can multitask at fapping & typing. Got plenty of experience :P TMI

ElaineSeekingJerry Joined Thu 05/01/08 Posts: 978	Wed 07/16/08 06:45 PM Topic: Im bored
Just keep him talking folks - I've heard men aren't great 'multi-taskers' ... it's our only hope to save him!

ElaineSeekingJerry Joined Thu 05/01/08 Posts: 978	Wed 07/16/08 06:41 PM Topic: Im bored
Some one asked "wheres the good ole "I'm Bored" thread so here it is... Im just sitting here eating peanuts & drinkin some nasty ass Michelob. Trying to refrain from an unlimited supply of porn!!! Please help so I dont fall into the masturbation trap! Okay, guilty as charged ... but please man, put down the porn - and whatever else you might be holding!

ElaineSeekingJerry Joined Thu 05/01/08 Posts: 978	Wed 07/16/08 06:26 PM Topic: so
Why don't you fill the time starting a thread about how bored you ... oh, sorry, see you've already tried that

ElaineSeekingJerry Joined Thu 05/01/08 Posts: 978	Wed 07/16/08 06:06 PM Topic: Hi ladies
starts to wave hello ... then realizes he's too pre-occupied to notice No just single and has a good eye. I'll wave at you too. So many ladies, so little time ... I feel for ya! Oh I think you have that all wrong dear. Just talking till one of the nice ladies gives me a reason to turn off this computer. glances at clock Does a 4 am breakfast date qualify? That would have my attention for that moment. After that who know's? OUCH! Just ment it would depend on if you wanted my attention after that. Sorry. perks up Ohhhh, all better!

ElaineSeekingJerry Joined Thu 05/01/08 Posts: 978	Wed 07/16/08 06:00 PM Topic: Hi ladies
starts to wave hello ... then realizes he's too pre-occupied to notice No just single and has a good eye. I'll wave at you too. So many ladies, so little time ... I feel for ya! Oh I think you have that all wrong dear. Just talking till one of the nice ladies gives me a reason to turn off this computer. glances at clock Does a 4 am breakfast date qualify? That would have my attention for that moment. After that who know's? OUCH!

ElaineSeekingJerry Joined Thu 05/01/08 Posts: 978	Wed 07/16/08 05:57 PM Topic: Hi ladies
starts to wave hello ... then realizes he's too pre-occupied to notice No just single and has a good eye. I'll wave at you too. So many ladies, so little time ... I feel for ya! Oh I think you have that all wrong dear. Just talking till one of the nice ladies gives me a reason to turn off this computer. glances at clock Does a 4 am breakfast date qualify?

ElaineSeekingJerry Joined Thu 05/01/08 Posts: 978	Wed 07/16/08 05:47 PM Topic: Whats good, what you think of me
i bet ya miss high 5's boneyjoe LOVE IT!

ElaineSeekingJerry Joined Thu 05/01/08 Posts: 978	Wed 07/16/08 05:40 PM Topic: Im young...
valunerable ??? You wouldn't understand, Sully.

ElaineSeekingJerry Joined Thu 05/01/08 Posts: 978	Wed 07/16/08 05:38 PM Topic: Hi ladies
starts to wave hello ... then realizes he's too pre-occupied to notice No just single and has a good eye. I'll wave at you too. So many ladies, so little time ... I feel for ya!

ElaineSeekingJerry Joined Thu 05/01/08 Posts: 978	Wed 07/16/08 05:36 PM Topic: Im freaking
You ol' bee charmer, you! grabs passport, steps on the gas and cranks up the tunes

ElaineSeekingJerry Joined Thu 05/01/08 Posts: 978	Wed 07/16/08 05:28 PM Topic: Im freaking
Freaking starved here ... anybody cookin' anything good that I can pillage? Hey you. Not sure a flower's gonna fill me up ... but thanks for the offer! Steak on the grill? wipes drool from chin and starts her shiny, fast, black car Let me know when your close and I'll put them on. another quick MapQuest calculation and wonders if Neurofriction will still be hungry in the wee hours of the morning - perhaps he can leave the porch light on and a Tupperware container of leftovers for her?! He get's up at 4 am so could eat with you. Hey, breakfast can be crazy, sexy, cool -- see ya then!