Juggling

Arthellle

fate

Things to do in the bathroom stall...

1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbour, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"

6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbours while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters.

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbour. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"

13. Say. "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"

14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

15. Say, "Darn, I Knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbour and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"

20. When you're in a bathroom stall take a Snickers candy bar with you and when someone is next to you, squish it in your hand and reach under the stall wall and say "You got any more toilet paper over there, This side's completely out."

As a blond crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what happened.

The blond began, "It was the strangest thing! I looked up and saw a tree, so I swerved to the right. Then I saw another tree, so I swerved to left. Then there was another tree, and another and another ..."

The sheriff thought for a minute and then said, "Ma'am ... I don't know how to tell you this, but the only thing even resembling a tree on this road for thirty miles is your air freshener."

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked.

She stuck her head out and said, 'Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes...'

A guy is walking past a bus stop and says to a woman "Can I smell your crotch?" "**** off, no you can't smell my crotch!" the woman yells back at him, "Oh" he replies, looking slightly confused, "it must be your feet then".

Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, "I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample." The old man says, "What?" So the doctor says it again. Once again the old man says, "what?" So the doctor yells it, "I NEED A URINE SAMPLE, A FECES SAMPLE, AND A BLOOD SAMPLE!" With that the old woman turns to the old man and says, "He needs a pair of your underwear!"

Must be his 'Aunt Helga!'

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive blond woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly
departed...

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

Just as I am sure that Bill Gates is going to leave me Microsoft in his will.

I happen to agree with you completely

I usually don't even enter into the political discussions because people tend to equate insults, threats, hate-filled speech, and cursing with logic and intelligence. they seem to think this is how true patriotic intellectuals behave themselves, go figure.

But I have noticed a recurring theme in this particular forum when it comes to McCain and Obama: Nobody wants to vote for them. I even read someone apologizing for the poor choices we have this time around.

So my question is simply - IF YOU DON'T LIKE MCCAIN OR OBAMA, WHO WOULD YOU HAVE VOTED FOR AND WHY?

I only ask this question out of curiosity and I will not be engaging into any argument with anyone who answers.

Aishwarya Rai

Xander

juicy like you

Usef

mine is BIG

orally

usually ( what the f*ck was I thinking?)

really not really