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Tue 12/01/09 11:42 AM


I'm here for the friends and the laughs and its been a blast so far. This is the only dating site I'm on and have ever been on.
The down side is that every guy I've met off here has failed the waitress test so I've pretty much given up on the locals. Oh well....flowerforyou


What's the waitress test?

Its when you go out to a resturant with them and they treat you really nice and the waitress like crap. Showing off? Wacked out flirting?
I don't know why they do it but its one helluva red flag.

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Tue 12/01/09 11:36 AM
welcomeflowerforyou

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Tue 12/01/09 11:35 AM
welcomeflowerforyou

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Tue 12/01/09 11:30 AM
Hey...flowerforyou
According to you, your needs are not being met in this relationship.
You seem to know alot about his horrible past marriage and how hurt etc he is. Please keep in mind that the "pity play" is a level 5 red flag. Good Luck

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Tue 12/01/09 11:12 AM
I'm here for the friends and the laughs and its been a blast so far. This is the only dating site I'm on and have ever been on.
The down side is that every guy I've met off here has failed the waitress test so I've pretty much given up on the locals. Oh well....flowerforyou

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Mon 11/23/09 09:02 PM

This is a terrible poem.

laugh

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Fri 11/20/09 06:20 PM
excuse me but...what is an OC?

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Thu 11/05/09 08:37 PM
sweetflowerforyou

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Tue 11/03/09 09:09 PM
Thats a nice lookin bug ya got there....

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Tue 11/03/09 06:24 PM
flowerforyou

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Mon 11/02/09 09:29 PM
Hey and welcomeflowerforyou

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Fri 10/30/09 09:04 PM

Okay, so when I walk to my mail box every day, my neighbor has a pitbull in his back yard that sticks his head over the top of the fence and barks like a sonofabitch. I have done nothing to provoke this creature but he is acting like he wants to chew my azz up.

This is the dog acting like a wild beast, the owner is nowhere in sight.

Now what actions would you feel are appropriate to take?

It is uncool for your neighbor to allow his dog to harass you on your own property. The owner needs to introduce you to the dog so you can call him by name and give him a treat when you go by. Otherwise the dog is just doing his job and pits are very good at what they do.

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Sat 10/24/09 05:25 PM
welcomeflowerforyou

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Wed 10/21/09 09:24 PM
yawn

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Sat 10/17/09 07:41 PM
I'll take bullsh*t over small talk any day smokin

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Sat 10/17/09 07:36 PM
google "sociopath"

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Tue 10/13/09 11:55 AM

That's where I keep all of my old girlfriends

That was funny...dudelaugh

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Tue 10/13/09 11:52 AM


I would guess it happens around the time a guy gives up and resorts to Pepe tactics laugh
Single guys/girls should keep a good supply of Tic-Tac's handy and use them prior to all social contact. The hottest guy can ruin his chances forever in one breath slaphead



LOL so I take it using 30W motor oil as a mouthwash is a no no.
I thought it was cool 'cause bacteria wont grow in oil.

30W makes a fine mouthwash as this is an automotive class lol
I'd rather smell fresh oil than worn a** smokin

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Tue 10/13/09 11:27 AM




A guy in my class has been making inappropriate comments to me. His approach is really similar to Pepe Le Pew. OMG he actually said Wha-ha-ha last Friday JUST like Pepe Le Pew lol.
What causes a guy to kick his game like a cartoon skunk?



Next time just say "you not only talk like him you smell like him"

Actually he does have that foul breath that a man gets when he hasn't had a woman for awhile..thats the second biggest turn off about him sick

OMG are you serious. How long does it take before the foul breath sets in?

I would guess it happens around the time a guy gives up and resorts to Pepe tactics laugh
Single guys/girls should keep a good supply of Tic-Tac's handy and use them prior to all social contact. The hottest guy can ruin his chances forever in one breath slaphead


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Tue 10/13/09 11:18 AM

Probably the goofball has a crush on you but if you've told him once good and loud "Stop harrassing me" and the teacher doesn't step in then report him to campus police. You are paying at college and they don't play like they do in highschool. They want all students to feel safe on campus.

I figured I would have to do that yesterday but he had backed off and looked kinda scared. Teacher might have already taken care of it. If it happens again, however, I will take your sound advice my friendflowerforyou