Does what you drive really tell who you are? What are you rollin' in?

I was just offered $500. to strip for a bachlorette party.
I declined....is this something you would do??

10. MYTH: Canada is full of tree hugging hippies.

~TRUTH: Canada isn't even close to being full. (they hate it when you cheek them like that.)

9. Myth: All Canadians are Bi-Lingual.

~TRUTH: Most of us slept through French class, know as much french as is displayed on cereal boxes and beer cans, and wonder if building an unscalable wall around Quebec would be considered 'seperation'.

8. MYTH: Most people who live in British Columbia are British.

~TRUTH: Sorry, if we were British, we would have gone along with your little "plan" of "world domination."

7. MYTH: Most Canadians are lumberjacks.

~TRUTH: Actually, we tried that. What happened was the people we were trading with started b!tching about losing money because we cut down trees so fast. Now half of us are in economics, so we can figure out all the new taxes for exporting to our 'neighbor'.

6. MYTH: Canadians love Celine Dion.

~TRUTH: For the love of all that is holy, no.

5. MYTH: If you are from Canada, you must know 'Glen'.

~TRUTH: I know this one has been overdone, but i have a good point to make: I don't know Bob either.

4. MYTH: Canada kisses the U.S.'s ass.

~TRUTH: No. We kiss holes in the ground and tea kettles. We thought you'd have figured that out by now. (might have to think a little for that one)

3. MYTH: Canadians love Curling.

~TRUTH: Most of us have never curled, think 'skipper' is the fat dude from Gilligan's Island, and wouldn't step on the ice without skates, a hockey stick, and a bottle of whiskey.

2. MYTH: Canadian beer has more alcohol than American beer, Canadians have nudity on TV that isn't pay-per-view, Canadians grow some of the best weed in the world.

~TRUTH: OK, you got us there.

1. MYTH: Canadians are all peace keeping Pacifists, and can't protect themselves.

~TRUTH: Well, most of us do evade unnecessary conflict, and we do prefer peace to war. We also think you did a great job rebuilding that big white house you got down there.

Let the American vs. Canadian debate begin!

<-----