April 20th is like the great American Pot Smoke day. This is something they started after I quit smoking so I don't know all the ins and outs of it. But hell, I never needed a lame excuse like this to get stoned but then again perhaps that is why I had to quit :)

I see a few people agree with me, the 20 min button is a "delay" button. But I don't like the choices. I like to lay they and relish in the afterglow till I stop panting, then go again. That does not take 20 min.

Ok so who actually "celebrated" today??

<<non-toker

You can't see all of the rear wheels because he cropped out the training wheels

Used to want to be one of the Fabulous Fury Freak Brothers, have to be an old stoner to know who they are.

Nightcrawler from the x-men he was always my favorite. Iron Man is cool too but getting over exposed with the movie coming out and all.


James

Really good point I think you hit the nail on the head. In most cases I just have to talk to her for a little while and I become thankful that I am not in a one-sided relationship anymore.


James

I am so surprised that no women have said how they love the way a man acts when he is loving his children, or your children as if they were his own.


James

I have a mustache, I like the way it looks on me. My x complained about it irritating her sensitive skin so I didn't have it for years. But now it is back and for good I hope. I mean how can I offer mustache rides with out one?? lol

James

I so know how you feel, my wife fell out of love with me but I never stopped loving her. I have tried and tried to talk her out of divorcing me but there was just no changing her mind. Every time I see her or hear from her it breaks my heart. I wish I knew how to turn it off like she did. All I can say is that it gets easier with time, but from what I have learned for myself is that true love never dies and she will always hold a place in my heart if not my life.

James

only 2 guys and they kicked your friend azz?? lol ok.

First I would not be in that situation, I don't like women like that, but if that situation arose I know I would not be the one to lose the fight, I would lose the chick though. A man should defend the women his is with under just about any circumstances. Deal with the personal issues later. Also any man that would feed into some big mouthed woman's nonsense and then become physical with her deserves the ass kicking he is going to get.


James

lonely ( no date for Friday)

One day Adam was walking outside the Garden of Eden with his sons Cain and Able. He looked longingly at the garden and said to his sons, "This is where we used to live before your mother ate us out of house and home"

Ok one more groaner:

Why did the preacher start a ministry for chickens?



He had heard a lot of them were being battered.

how about the law firm of Dewy, Screwem and Howe?

This girl walks into a bar and starts drinking heavily. While she is downing shot after shot she notices a LARGE frog at the end of the bar with a crown on his head. She asks the bartender about the frog and he answers, "oh, that's Freddie the Frog, I have him trained to use that frog tongue of his to please any woman in three flicks." Well in her intoxicated state, she just had to know more so she asked the bartender to prove it. He leads her to the back room. She gets undressed and lays spread eagle on the bed that is there. The bartender sets the frog between her knees and says "ok Freddie, do it". The frog just lays there. Again he says "Ok Freddie, do it". Still the frog just lays there. He asks a third time "Freddie, go on, lick her". Again nothing. He picks up the frog, looks at him and says "ok, this is the last time I am going to show you how!!"

"I tried my hand at sex once" Emo Philipps

I'll just humbly thank the powers that be that y'all don't know me better yet...oh ya I'm a virgin, never even seen a woman naked Though I did hold a girls hand once, but I was afraid I was gonna get an STD so I didn't hold it long.

IMO any relationship should include intimacy, though there are those that are gentlemen in public but behind closed doors are pigs. I was making the point that you deserve to be treated right at all times. Perhaps it is your perception that is to blame?

Belle, your adorable, come to Fl and I'll show you that this man knows how to treat a lady like a lady, in every room of the house.


james

This young man calls his father and says "Dad today was the day of our first real jump"

Dad: Well what happened?


Son: I was the last person in line and watched all my buddies jump out of the plan, but when I got to the door I froze!

Dad: oh no, what then?


Son: well the instructor said to me "son if you don't jump out of this plane I am going to put this 12" of black meat where it doesn't belong"

Dad: Well, did you jump?


Son: only a little at first!!!!