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happy easter
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Happy Easter
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Good morning people
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Good morning, don't work too hard!
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Like to know
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....humans only, please! If this needs to be asked, I'd better put that in my profile!!
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If a woman makes good money; owns a chainsaw; and uses a gas-powered log splitter?  Hell no....lets go cut down some trees!! Gotta keep warm, right?
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is that thing 12 inches?  why, yes it is!! The size of any GOOD torpedo!! They're still called that occassionally, right?!! yikes Don't be afraid, I'm pretty sure that's just another name for the sandwich, hoagie, submarine, grinder, etc. Geeeez! Where's your mind at!?? |
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...the following statement is true.....the preceding statement was false!
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is that thing 12 inches? why, yes it is!! The size of any GOOD torpedo!! They're still called that occassionally, right?!!
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Thanks!! Guess I did go a little overboard with the emoticons, huh?
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Hi
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Hi, from NY.
Have a Happy Easter!!
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How many times?
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If we knew answers such as that one we wouldnt be on this site!!!!      Stacie Sure we would, this place is great!!! You're not gaining experience waiting, just waiting.  Besides, you never really stop learning......
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Thanks guys, but don't fret, there's plenty o' poop threads in the making, just by someone else!
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 Halloween, for sure!
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......just kiddin'.....!  Hey, good morning everyone! ((((*coffee*))) I'm not exactly new on the site, and I've been jumping around posting my ridiculousness for a few weeks, but I never really took the time to properly introduce myself. I began posting as Clark, but had to switch identities. I'll be keeping this one! Most of my friends call me "Hutch", you may or not if you'd like, your decision.  Just wanted to say that I've really been enjoying the site, and there are a lot of GOOD, FUNNY, and open minded, playful people on here. Thanks a lot for the smiles.  Here's one for you; my proposal, if you will; I promise not to post any topics about POOP, Nice guys, random silliness, or weird sex with humans or animals(?)  I might reply, though. I'm hoping to only post topics that will invoke some thought, however rarely. If that means my post count doesn't go up quickly, so be it!! I also promise to post somewhat coherently, as I know that it's so much easier to read. There will be some times that I'll come right outta left field,.......don't worry, you'll be alright. So will I.  ...........hold on, I'm almost done. *deep breath* This is most definately THE very best site (I've found), to jump in and mingle! I'm here to have fun, poke fun, and be made fun of!! Hope you all have a fantastic holiday, surrounded with the love of friends and family! Have at thee...........Hutch |
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Have you ever felt....
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Ive given up. i just dont care anymore. Hey there, cheer up! You're far too young and pretty to have lost all faith already! ((((HUGS))) Men Lie. Religion only scares pepole whom belive in it. Youth fades. Love dies. Only two things are forever - death and taxes. All of those things might seem true, at times, but not every man lies, nor do all loves die! Youth fades, but with it comes wisdom and growth, a palettable trade-off. The death and taxes thing.......can't refute that. If you tell your girlfriend she looks good in those blue jeans when she really doesn't.. you've just lied.  What, me never!! Just because you're 94 and went to Harvard doesn't mean you know how to spell or even give decent useful advice.  I'm not 94, didn't go to Harvard, I spell fairly well, and I'm just trying ta' cheer ya' up .....but...touche'! If love doesn't die 60% of marriages wouldn't end in divorce. Exactly my point, not all loves die!   Oh, you're so cute when your mad! Just kiddin with ya'!! I'm not mad. I just simply don't care. OK, good luck with that!
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Have you ever felt....
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Ive given up. i just dont care anymore. Hey there, cheer up! You're far too young and pretty to have lost all faith already! ((((HUGS))) Men Lie. Religion only scares pepole whom belive in it. Youth fades. Love dies. Only two things are forever - death and taxes. All of those things might seem true, at times, but not every man lies, nor do all loves die! Youth fades, but with it comes wisdom and growth, a palettable trade-off. The death and taxes thing.......can't refute that. If you tell your girlfriend she looks good in those blue jeans when she really doesn't.. you've just lied. What, me never!! Just because you're 94 and went to Harvard doesn't mean you know how to spell or even give decent useful advice. I'm not 94, didn't go to Harvard, I spell fairly well, and I'm just trying ta' cheer ya' up .....but...touche'! If love doesn't die 60% of marriages wouldn't end in divorce. Exactly my point, not all loves die! Oh, you're so cute when your mad! Just kiddin with ya'!! |
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Have you ever felt....
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Ive given up. i just dont care anymore. Hey there, cheer up! You're far too young and pretty to have lost all faith already! ((((HUGS))) Men Lie. Religion only scares pepole whom belive in it. Youth fades. Love dies. Only two things are forever - death and taxes. All of those things might seem true, at times, but not every man lies, nor do all loves die! Youth fades, but with it comes wisdom and growth, a palettable trade-off. The death and taxes thing.......can't refute that.
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Have you ever felt....
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Ive given up. i just dont care anymore. Hey there, cheer up! You're far too young and pretty to have lost all faith already! ((((HUGS)))
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Has anyone........
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Hi everyone!
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graying hair in men
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I'm startin' to like what I'm hearin' here!
Tell me more.........
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..and can you imagine, the last to introduce themselves, didn't like this place. JUST LOOK AT THE WELCOME ONE RECEIVES!!
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