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Mon 03/24/08 09:59 PM

MB..drinker

How are you tonight???...


And you better watch out as Moof is
trying to stir up trouble and is
having gas problems....laugh sick
i'm okay how are you?drinker

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Mon 03/24/08 09:54 PM
Edited by MonkeyBob on Mon 03/24/08 09:55 PM
good evening all

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Mon 03/24/08 11:56 AM





Why don't you just talk to them like you would anyone else? Why do you need a line?
I don't use lines


I didn't say you did. You asked for ideas... translation 'lines'. Script? What word would you feel comfortable with?

I'm saying why can't you just talk to them the same way you would anyone else.
believe it or not woman i find attractive make me nervous laugh
lol start talking to ugly ones for practice thenlaugh
lmao

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Mon 03/24/08 11:53 AM



Why don't you just talk to them like you would anyone else? Why do you need a line?
I don't use lines


I didn't say you did. You asked for ideas... translation 'lines'. Script? What word would you feel comfortable with?

I'm saying why can't you just talk to them the same way you would anyone else.
believe it or not woman i find attractive make me nervous laugh

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Mon 03/24/08 11:52 AM


Why don't you just talk to them like you would anyone else? Why do you need a line?
LOL the only line I ever used that worked was "If you buy me dinner I'll cook you breakfast"laugh
Oh well that reminds me I actually did use 1 line. I told her she looked like my second wife. she said "god how many times you been married" I said once and she laughed at me and walked away.

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Mon 03/24/08 11:50 AM
yeah i've never had a woman approach me first either.

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Mon 03/24/08 11:48 AM

Why don't you just talk to them like you would anyone else? Why do you need a line?
I don't use lines

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Mon 03/24/08 11:45 AM

I will make a first move if a guy gives me some kind of sign... smile, wink, staring at me... that kind of thing, I will walk over and say hello if he's to chicken to come talk to me laugh laugh but if he hasn't shown me any interest, I usually don't go talk to them
Well okay then let me get some advice. I don't use pick up lines and usually just walk up and introduce myself then for the most part i really don't know what to say next any ideas?

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Mon 03/24/08 11:41 AM

I hate first time meetings of any kind... They're always awkward.. embarassed
Me too.drinker

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Mon 03/24/08 11:38 AM

<----moves slowly out of the room....noway
Don't leave its only a friendly conversation.

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Mon 03/24/08 11:36 AM

ARE WE MEN OR MICE!?!
You don't really have to know anything about women except whether or not they want to be bothered by YOU.... ;)
So don't be scared... Make a move... Worst case scenario..... They say get lost... Big deal.
Start making more moves, you'll find out allot more about women if you do :)
Don't get me wrong I do. My friends laugh and call me Johnny Smashgrumble ...on account that I crash and burn everytime.laugh laugh

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Mon 03/24/08 11:32 AM
Edited by MonkeyBob on Mon 03/24/08 11:33 AM

I think alot of ladies DO , and of course some are just as skeerd as we are dude, so hang in there laugh laugh laugh
Yeah well hopefully the next one i meet makes the move because gees i'm bad at it.laugh my 10 year old asked me what I knew about women...all I could tell him is they're expensivelaugh

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Mon 03/24/08 11:28 AM
don't women make the first move?

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Sun 03/23/08 09:05 PM

MB..flowerforyou

How are you tonight???
bored out of my skull you?

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Sun 03/23/08 08:59 PM
what's up everyone?

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Sun 03/23/08 08:24 PM

laugh laugh laugh don't party foul her when she is here she is up to have fun and for grabs.....:wink: :wink: :wink:
yeah sorry

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Sun 03/23/08 08:15 PM

Thanks... again. It's been pretty fun so far. Still getting the hang of it. :smile:
I can't believe you're not someones trophy wife

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Sun 03/23/08 08:08 PM

I agree... Ya'll are all great! :wink: :tongue:
Wow off the charts you are, great smile

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Sun 03/23/08 08:05 PM
lmao

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Sun 03/23/08 08:02 PM





You people are all hilarious...you all get 10's flowerforyou
your a 12 (I gave a man a 10 so you got extra for being female)


Wow, sweetie, you are way too kind!! And cute :wink: flowerforyou
You're very cute yourselfblushing :wink:

Oh I see how it is use and abuse me don't ya......Why don't you just handcuff me and throw me in the back of your squad car and take me downtown......laugh laugh laugh :wink: drinker
laugh everyone needs a wing man even on a dating site laugh laugh drinker