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Thu 12/18/08 04:28 PM
Mine would be damnit by blink 182

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Thu 12/18/08 04:22 PM
I have learned that telling someone that you faith in them that they can overcome what ever hardships life throws there way applies to myself as well.

I have also learned that Father is the greatest title i've ever earned.

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Thu 12/18/08 04:10 PM
apparently because she realized she took me for all i had and the other dude had some gold for her to dig

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Thu 12/18/08 04:00 PM
Everyone and everything has a price. Mine is currently .99 and only getting higher.

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Thu 12/18/08 03:56 PM
Or come up with something completely and utterly useless that no one needs and give it a wierd name and sell it for 3 easy payments of 29.95 : For example a nasal spray that turns your boogers hot pink and makes them smell like strawberry.

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Thu 12/18/08 03:34 PM
Video camera + drunk 20 somethings + waivers + computer skills = $$$$$$$$$$$

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Thu 12/18/08 03:21 PM
Welcome

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Thu 12/18/08 03:17 PM
Edited by MonkeyBob on Thu 12/18/08 03:22 PM

thanks! just my own life experience is all though.drinker drinker
It makes sense to me my marriage failed mostly because it lacked the things you mentioned. Oh well you live,you fall, you break, you get up, realize your faults, try to fix it and move on. And get advice from people who know more about it then you do

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Thu 12/18/08 03:11 PM






put some flowers with it...it's delightfully tacky and funny thendrinker
Good idea drinker



(((Owl))), (((Bob)))

I know what two little boys are getting for Christmas!

i'm on the other end of the spectum....i'm an old man......laugh laugh ohwell flowerforyou
that explains your insight on adding beautiful gets with tacky ones. you'll have to fill me in on other tatics in the art of wooing. been awhile since i had to woo anyone.


it's been 10 years, but i may be able to help, lol.
being thoughtful and there for her is always a good start. always put that 10% extra when you can, and the most important thing i've learned, is to listen, really listen. you'll gain a best friend, if you click.



Yeah, sound advice.

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Thu 12/18/08 03:09 PM

maybe throw in one of those panties twisted into a rose thingies ya get at the convenience store too!!!!
with the flowers and the deicer of course!!!


devil pitchfork devil

laughlaughlaugh

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Thu 12/18/08 03:04 PM
Edited by MonkeyBob on Thu 12/18/08 03:05 PM




put some flowers with it...it's delightfully tacky and funny thendrinker
Good idea drinker



(((Owl))), (((Bob)))

I know what two little boys are getting for Christmas!

i'm on the other end of the spectum....i'm an old man......laugh laugh ohwell flowerforyou
that explains your insight on adding beautiful gets with tacky ones. you'll have to fill me in on other tatics in the art of wooing. been awhile since i had to woo anyone.

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Thu 12/18/08 03:02 PM

sometimes we need practical as well as beautiful gifts, and i think it's a great idea, and a chance to see her in the morning, for you know she's gonna ask you do do it,laugh laugh laugh
ya I should set my alarm early, then huh?

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Thu 12/18/08 03:01 PM



put some flowers with it...it's delightfully tacky and funny thendrinker
Good idea drinker



(((Owl))), (((Bob)))

I know what two little boys are getting for Christmas!
A winning lotto ticket?

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Thu 12/18/08 02:57 PM

put some flowers with it...it's delightfully tacky and funny thendrinker
Good idea drinker

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Thu 12/18/08 02:54 PM



Does Al Gore know about this??????

huh rant
I thought he accidentally invented it while putting the finishing touches on the internet.


thats right.....He wants his royalty on the can your given away.

Nothing says...."I want you" like.......

a can of deicer........devil

glad you agree.

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Thu 12/18/08 02:47 PM

Does Al Gore know about this??????

huh rant
I thought he accidentally invented it while putting the finishing touches on the internet.

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Thu 12/18/08 02:43 PM

If she buys you some oven cleaner......you 2 will be a match made in spray can heaven!!!love laugh laugh laugh
nice. laugh

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Thu 12/18/08 02:41 PM

Oh ya........you are whipped now!!!!devil :wink: laugh
I think whipped would imply a sex act once took place so thats not true. laugh

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Thu 12/18/08 02:40 PM
Edited by MonkeyBob on Thu 12/18/08 02:41 PM

deicer, awwwww that's romantic
Well nothing says I'm interested more than "I won't get up at 5 am drive to your house and start your car and scrap your windows, then a can of chemicals that says this will make it easier for you to do it yourself."

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Thu 12/18/08 02:38 PM

Its as good as a wedding ring!!!love
?!? umm no.