Fishing Joke
> > >
> > > A man was on the water for his monthly fishing trip. He began his day
> > > with an 8 lb. bass on the first cast and a 7 lb. on the second. On the
> > third
> > > cast he had just caught his first ever bass over 11 pounds when his cell
> > > phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in
> > a
> > > terrible accident and was in critical condition in the ICU.
> >
> > The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that
> > he'd be
> > > there as soon as possible. As he hung up, he realized he was
> > leaving
> > > what was shaping up to be his best fishing day ever. He decided to
> > get in a
> > > couple of more casts before heading to the hospital He ended up
> > fishing
> > > the rest of the morning, finishing his trip with a stringer like
> > he'd
> > > never seen, with 3 bass over 10 pounds. He was jubilant....then he
> > remembered
> > > his wife! Feeling terribly guilty, he dashed to the hospital.
> > >
> > > He ran up to the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's
> > > condition. The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead
> > and
> > > finished your fishing, didn't you? I hope you're proud of yourself!
> > > While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself your
> > poor wife
> > > has been languishing in the ICU! I hope you really enjoyed
> > yourself, because
> > > it will more than likely be the last fishing trip you will ever
> > take! For
> > > the rest of her life your wife will be paralyzed and require around
> > the
> > > clock care, and you'll be her caregiver forever!'
> > >
> > > The man felt so horrible at what he had done that he broke down and
> > > sobbed. Then the doctor chuckled and said, "I'm just messin' with
> > you. She's
> > > dead. What'd you catch?"

The girls and I are here!
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Need a couple of bucks for gas? $$$$$$ is that enough?

Hey Faith and All....I hope your day has been awesome so far!

I'm in....come on boys....let's see what you can do!

Thanks and you have a wonderful day yourself! Without your mom we would have never gotten to meet such a Sweetie, Thank her for me will you?

I agree....I really enjoyed reading this thread this morning...I can't wait for more!

Thank you Max! Happy Mother's Day ladies!

Night everyone...thanks for a very enjoyable evening!

Wow, I think I just got a "full house"...Can you beat that?

Oh wait, bluffing is in poker! I am better at it, got any cards?

Good nite Sweetie, sweet dreams! I am heading up myself in a few..it's 2:oo am here...

bluff? or serve?

I'm game...let's play

thanks...now I have something to dream about!

I know what you mean...I really should go to bed so I can get up for church but I hate to say good nite....

Good Night....Sweet dreams

Like your fur rubbed do you?

Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty....