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**** Happens
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**** Happens~
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!! |
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one word::: MAN
The term manhood is used to refer to masculinity, the various qualities and characteristics attributed to men such as strength and male sexuality. |
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Topic:
Things that pisses U off
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I'm POed that Ghost is cool and I'm not! I mean think about it. At best I'm going down in history as a "sissy nerd" next to Ghost. I think they should grade on a curve when it comes to cool. "Give us nerds a chance" is my new battle cry. Truth be known Ghost and I have been biking together. Rider on his wheels and me on my light blue 1975 Honda 350 chick magnet. Him in his leathers and me in my zipup shiny gold windbreaker with matching speckled metallic helmet. Don't think the babes aren't checking me out either. Almost every time we pull up to a light together I can feel the chicks lookin at us. I only have the white wire saddle bags now but soon I'll be getting the plastic ones with my Honda sticker on them and then I can only imagine what the hotties will think. Sure I know the girls are all giving him their number, but I bet their doing that to get to me. I mean who wouldn't want to ride on the back of my blue love machine? Don't give up Bro..... The Ladies think the....Moped is.... HOTT!!!! |
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Topic:
Love dont live here anymore.
Edited by
Unknow
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Sat 07/07/12 04:24 AM
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Thanks for responding. I was hoping to find some answers to what the opposite of love is. And when love diminished in you for a person and you broke off the relationship. What that process felt like and how it was resolved? Any forthcoming answers? Honestly the process for me was sadness & aggravation. Lot of crying. I was the one who broke it off ,things just were not working out and other people were being affected (children). It was complicated and the love never really diminished.Felt like loosing a very close friend, never really resolved anything, it just is what it is. Things are better this way and we both knew it even when we were together.I think we are both happier and better off apart So for me the opposite of love with him is.....weirdness? |
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Topic:
Are you a Dumpster Diver?
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I went out "scrappin" a few times with some friends that do it regularly. The big thing here in NY is metal. Grab anything metal and off to the scrap yard for cash. Matter of fact...we have problems with thieves stripping metal/copper/piping out of homes and businesses. A few weeks back someone tried to break our circuit breaker box at my office to trip off the alarms. Surely they were gonna try to get in and probally strip it of everything. Sorry did'nt mean to switch up your topic..yes I have gone collecting a few times, found some good stuff too! |
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Topic:
Are you a Dumpster Diver?
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I went out "scrappin" a few times with some friends that do it regularly. The big thing here in NY is metal. Grab anything metal and off to the scrap yard for cash. Matter of fact...we have problems with thieves stripping metal/copper/piping out of homes and businesses. A few weeks back someone tried to break our circuit breaker box at my office to trip off the alarms. Surely they were gonna try to get in and probally strip it of everything.
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Topic:
Love dont live here anymore.
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Dawnette, LMHO. Get over it or call him. Living in limbo is not moving on. lol Ladywind...I am over it, have been for 5 + years...problem is his parents and other family members live right across the street from me and I gotta keep running into him! We are kind of cool now with each other. I guess we are just friends lol |
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Topic:
Love dont live here anymore.
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Feelings now on the last person I loved?
Gawd he looks great! What an a*shole! Dang I miss what we had! Go the other way to avoid him! Hope he is there again tomorrow! Who does he think he is anyways?!? Someones been working out! What a looser! Hope he chokes! We don't even say hi now! I wish he'd just say hi! Maybe I'll just call him! I should really slap him! It will NEVER work! Might want to hug him! F&#$*#*%# him!!!!! |
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Topic:
Imagine you ....
Edited by
Unknow
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Fri 07/06/12 03:39 PM
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Actually I started up with this site when it was "Justsayhi"... I have left a bunch of times but keep reactivating my account because its fun.
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Topic:
Imagine you ....
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1)endless supply of fresh water
2)non perishable foods (I don't eat fish) so I don't think I can make it living off of coconuts and **** 3) laptop with internet 4) cell phone 5)my mascara |
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Topic:
chat chat pls!!!
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Because chatting is not important brother. The women on this site actually want more than a line or two. They like to actually get to know what you really think. That is why these forums work so well. Take my word for it....the more you join in discussions....the more these fine ladies can know you. The more they know you...the more they will talk to you. Welcome to the site my good man. With all the crazy stuff going on in the world, maybe posting and emailing first is a bit easier to get to know someone before comfortable enough to chat. Maybe then the relationship can move up to chat, phone calls, ect. |
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Something to think about
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aweeee, nice
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Topic:
TV Series
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The Walking Dead. Season 2 is about to be released on DVD here in Australia. It wasn't shown on normal television. Hotrod we streamed it off of Netflix it was good! Surprise deaths towards the end...I won't be a spoiler..can't wait to the first episode of 3 because of the cliff hanger they left off at Wow! I just watched the second season. The implications of the final scenes are compelling. Yuh! Can't wait! |
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Topic:
What type do you attract?
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I seem to attract complete as*holes...but I love it
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Topic:
Single with kids
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There is no easy answer to this for me. I want to say yes, but in the end there are certain factors that would come into play such as the drama issue and what exactly she is really looking for. I would have to really review the individual situation, but for the most part, no I do not care if she has kids. Change the she's into he's and this is my answer as well! |
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Topic:
Meeting up with people
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I never met anyone from here....though there are a few that I would'nt mind meeting. For now ...I will just sit here and wait for a reply.
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Topic:
Contact Webster!!
Edited by
Unknow
on
Sun 07/01/12 04:31 AM
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Probally got a touch of impoverophobia myself.
Not really the fear part of it but definalely the aversion symptons! Hey remember I'm in NY and like Krup says...can't help thinking that they are only going to spend it on alcohol or drugs anyways. They are practically on every corner. Our local bum Joe Smoe (my son named him) sits outside of McDonalds and asks for money regularly, never food, only money. |
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Topic:
Things that pisses U off
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Now I am really pissed...beyond pissed ..downright angry. The temps here are close to 100F .My daughter just phoned almost in tears .She was at the grocery store and noticed this poor little puppy locked up in a car with the windows up. He was panting his little heart off and trying to get out. She called the police and they are coming out. Meanwhile the store security Guard is waiting for the people. How Can people do this too a poor little puppy? THIS PISSES ME OFF BIG TIME!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah don't blame you.. I'm pissed off too now. What ended up happnning,was the puppy ok? |
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Topic:
Things that pisses U off
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my work telephone
litter bugs child abusers sometimes my cat boys/men sagging their pants extremely loud neighbors drug users & addicts animal abuse my coworker Jeff Charlie Sheen allergies any kind of prejudice cold coffee my son not checking in on time I'm sure there's more! |
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