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You're not fully clean....
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Gotta, wanna, needa, getta, havva Bojangles. (Don't know if I got that right either) looks very good to me! |
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Don't worry about your heart, Sweetie, I'll feed you CHEERIOS 3 times a day! and we can live forever (side effects are generally mild and may include erectile dysfunction, headache, nosebleed, nausea, stomach pain, profuse sweating, vomitus, anal leakage, protrusions in the abdominal wall, jaundice, epilepsy and in 5% of cases, death) |
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EX Girlfriend
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How many mindless threads you going to post today? I am calling you Peter.  i know , first he wanted to know if you like your meat big or small ,then he posted his weiner ran away, then he posted that he wants to be someone's girl
lol prolly Personally i have dated a few from here, but the Toledo dating pool is not really a pool it is more like one of those puddles that form when it rains, then attracts worms... after the sun comes out the 'puddle' dries up... anyone familiar? k, that post was meant to go elsewhere I agree with the accurate and succinct summary of this man's classic case of boredom and the inability to cope with it in a healthy manner... if she is stalking you, block her... this will make life easier, there are better things to put on a thread, like the size of one's meat...duuuuh   
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EX Girlfriend
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How many mindless threads you going to post today? I am calling you Peter. i know , first he wanted to know if you like your meat big or small ,then he posted his weiner ran away, then he posted that he wants to be someone's girl
lol prolly Personally i have dated a few from here, but the Toledo dating pool is not really a pool it is more like one of those puddles that form when it rains, then attracts worms... after the sun comes out the 'puddle' dries up... anyone familiar? |
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I love the Cottonelle puppy Voice of Zach Braff for all the Scrubs fans out there... lol Or the new allstate commercials, that guy was Pedro Cerrano from Major League... I will let you take your Valtrex if I can take my Cialis... when we get off the horses, we can sit in a very small bathtub together... nothing says love like THAT!!! Ok if we can snuggle in a hammock after that, & ride bikes in an exotic place the next day, you have a deal. OK with the Cialis you'll be ready when the time is right, but what if I fall asleep from too much rock climbing, horseback riding & biking? the commercial says it stays with you for hours in case you get interrupted, and if not I would just dig us a new pool!!! Dig a pool all by yourself? I see you plan on taking geritol too! and levitra for the pending heart attack from removing 3-5 cubic yards of dirt, and replacing it... the plumbing, etc... |
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You bet your sweet "Aspercream" (I don't know the spelling but they actually said this on public television before changing the words.) Aspercreme, but we will forgive you   
Awe! Okay, thanks. Meow, meow, meow, meow. (over and over and over again...Stop the Meowing!) Ironically ther used to be 'lyrics' to that jingle long ago, I was going to use it earlier, but cannot remember them |
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Doesnt matter what comes
Fresh goes better with life With Mentos fresh and full of life Nothing gets to you Stayin fresh Stayin cool Wht mentos fresh and full of life Fresh goes better with mentos fresh and full of life... Mentos: The Freshmaker!!! (should be at least reasonably close) |
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You're not fully clean....
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You bet your sweet "Aspercream" (I don't know the spelling but they actually said this on public television before changing the words.) Aspercreme, but we will forgive you
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You're not fully clean....
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I love the Cottonelle puppy Voice of Zach Braff for all the Scrubs fans out there... lol Or the new allstate commercials, that guy was Pedro Cerrano from Major League... I will let you take your Valtrex if I can take my Cialis... when we get off the horses, we can sit in a very small bathtub together... nothing says love like THAT!!! Ok if we can snuggle in a hammock after that, & ride bikes in an exotic place the next day, you have a deal. OK with the Cialis you'll be ready when the time is right, but what if I fall asleep from too much rock climbing, horseback riding & biking? the commercial says it stays with you for hours in case you get interrupted, and if not I would just dig us a new pool!!! |
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DONT KNOW WHERE THIS FITS
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ok so if this offended anyone that wasnt the intent - we just met eachother on here and found out that we have alot in common and i really like talking to him - k hard to explain, nvm sorry. Ok, 1) who would be offended by a joke... 2) how did anyone Not get that?? and 3) sex will be fun, if you use the right camera angles!!!
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The Pillsbury Doughboy...
HooHooooommmm |
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I love the Cottonelle puppy Voice of Zach Braff for all the Scrubs fans out there... lol Or the new allstate commercials, that guy was Pedro Cerrano from Major League... I will let you take your Valtrex if I can take my Cialis... when we get off the horses, we can sit in a very small bathtub together... nothing says love like THAT!!! |
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You're not fully clean....
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Hot dogs, Armour hot dogs What kinds of kids eat Armour hot dogs Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks... Short kids, tall kids, even kids with Chicken Pox love hot dogs, Armour hot dogs, the dogs kids love to buy.... (lol... dont know if it is real or if I got it right... but it must be close since I remember it) That was from an episode of the Simpsons I do believe.
was also used in demolition man, etc... but i do believe it was a commercial as well |
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Krazy glue Bonds almost anything a plastic knob, a rubber boot, model trains to model planes... there is a lot more, but i cannot remember all of it and until it makes sense in my head I wont commit it to 'paper' |
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Krazy glue
Bonds almost anything a plastic knob, a rubber boot, model trains to model planes... |
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Doublemint gum, with the twins.... I'd like to buy the world a Coke.... And the Purdue one with e chicken carcass in the fridge. It shows the door opening and people tearing off pieces of chicken and you hear, "Pick, Pick, Pick" over and over. you beat me to the doublemint thing...lol |
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Double your pleasure
Double your fun that's the statement of the great mint in Double Mint Gum... |
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Ok what about the one for the Herpes drug? That chick has SOOOOO much fun! If I get herpes & take Valtrex, will some hot guy take me horseback riding on the beach? Awww hell no!!!  
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You're not fully clean....
Edited by
Madtanker03
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Mon 07/28/08 08:10 AM
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Watch it wiggle;
see it jiggle, smooth and fruity, Jello brand gelatin of all desserts you'll love the one that tastes so light and makes such fun... Jello gelatin, makes such fun... (if I remember it correctly) Hot dogs, Armour hot dogs What kinds of kids eat Armour hot dogs Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks... Short kids, tall kids, even kids with Chicken Pox love hot dogs, Armour hot dogs, the dogs kids love to buy.... (lol... dont know if it is real or if I got it right... but it must be close since I remember it) |
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Rate it!
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yea 2 grand is min wat you should spend on a bmx, anyways i get money and free sh!t for riding my bike, sux to be you working in a warehouse lifting stuff all day or sitting in an office getting fat and doing nothing lmao. Now that I resent, there is nothing wrong with an honest week's pay for an honest day's work...lol. Having a mainstream or 'real' job is not an insult, if everyone was a cowboy or a biker or a video game analyst, who would we turn to when we had other issues? They also serve who man the phones!!! |
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