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A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains. They had registered on Saturday and they had not been seen for 5 days. An elderly couple ran the resort, and they were getting concerned about the welfare of these newlyweds. The old man decided to go and see if they were all right. He knocked on the door of the cabin and a weak voice from inside answered. The old man asked if they were OK. "Yes, we're fine. We're living on the fruits of love". The old man replied, "I thought so...would you mind not throwing the peelings out the window...they're choking my ducks!"  
ROFLMAO 
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AAADD
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Funny
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Topic:
Toms 2008 Thursday Roll Call
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Good Evening Tom
  
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WOW.
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I think Tom's gone for the night.
 Guess it's self service now.
Partaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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Topic:
How was your night?
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One day a Scottsman is driving by a farm. He stops and asks the farmer: "Do you have anywhere to sleep?" "Yes" the farmer replies. "You can sleep in the barn or with my 18 daughters." "I think I'll take the barn thanks" the Scottsman replies. Later in the day an Australian stops at the farm requsting for a place to sleep. The owner once again replies: "You can sleep in the barn or with my 18 daughters." "I think I'll sleep with your 18 daughters." He replied. In the morning the Australian goes to the Scottsman and asks him how his night was. "I'm a bit itchy, but I'll be okay." Then the Scottsman asks "How was your night?" The Australian replies "I feel like a golf ball, I've been in and out of 18 holes!"
Good one. 
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Topic:
Finally leaving
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Goodnight you sexy beast you.
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Topic:
The official JSH Insult Room
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woo hoo...fresh meat. i'm getting tired of beating up on UK and aaronzdad...they aren't much of a challenge You wouldn't know a piece of fresh meat if it walked passed you grunting. And you leave uk alone. He's mine.
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Topic:
The official JSH Insult Room
Edited by
slowhanded
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Wed 02/27/08 09:18 PM
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ok....i need to drop kick an idiot....where are you? AaronzDad has gone in search of a brain cell. That would mean he would at least have 1.
prolly has 2 but they're FIGHTING can you count to 2 UK? That's still two more than you. 
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Pour me a a glass of champagagne and get your butt in this hot tub Tom.
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Topic:
Crowded Subway
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The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said, "Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing, I'm going to the cops!" "I don't know what you're talking about miss - that's just my pay check in my pocket." "Oh really," she spat. "Then you must have some job, because that's the fifth raise you've had in the last half hour!"
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Topic:
I'm done with posting jokes
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Damn. You can't leave just yet. I only just got here.
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Topic:
Embarrassed Bride
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Topic:
A Scrote
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lmao
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Too funny
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Topic:
Time for some shuteye
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Night sweetheart.
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