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One day a Scottsman is driving by a farm. He stops and asks the farmer:
"Do you have anywhere to sleep?" "Yes" the farmer replies. "You can sleep in the barn or with my 18 daughters." "I think I'll take the barn thanks" the Scottsman replies. Later in the day an Australian stops at the farm requsting for a place to sleep. The owner once again replies: "You can sleep in the barn or with my 18 daughters." "I think I'll sleep with your 18 daughters." He replied. In the morning the Australian goes to the Scottsman and asks him how his night was. "I'm a bit itchy, but I'll be okay." Then the Scottsman asks "How was your night?" The Australian replies "I feel like a golf ball, I've been in and out of 18 holes!"  
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One day a Scottsman is driving by a farm. He stops and asks the farmer: "Do you have anywhere to sleep?" "Yes" the farmer replies. "You can sleep in the barn or with my 18 daughters." "I think I'll take the barn thanks" the Scottsman replies. Later in the day an Australian stops at the farm requsting for a place to sleep. The owner once again replies: "You can sleep in the barn or with my 18 daughters." "I think I'll sleep with your 18 daughters." He replied. In the morning the Australian goes to the Scottsman and asks him how his night was. "I'm a bit itchy, but I'll be okay." Then the Scottsman asks "How was your night?" The Australian replies "I feel like a golf ball, I've been in and out of 18 holes!"
Good one.  
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