slowhanded


slowhanded Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 99	Tue 03/04/08 10:32 AM Topic: Unlucky in Love
Good job I can cook.

slowhanded Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 99	Tue 03/04/08 10:32 AM Topic: Two baby carriages


slowhanded Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 99	Tue 03/04/08 10:31 AM Topic: Along the banks of the River Congo
Oooooooooooh that tickled my fuunybone.

slowhanded Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 99	Tue 03/04/08 10:28 AM Topic: Hey I'm reasonably new Edited by slowhanded on Tue 03/04/08 10:29 AM
Hi. I joined here a few days ago and realized that I hadn't said hi to everyone. My name is Jane

slowhanded Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 99	Tue 03/04/08 06:30 AM Topic: JSH AWARDS
I haven't been here long, but the person who has me rolling on the floor in tears of laughter has to be uk1971. I literally peed my pants at his legs behind the head joke. So he HAS to be the Funniest male.

slowhanded Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 99	Tue 03/04/08 05:53 AM Topic: JSH AWARDS
With all the Award ceremonies just recently, I guess we ought to have them here as well Please post your votes for Sexiest male Sexiest female Most Helpful male Most helpful female Funniest male Funniest female Coolest female Coolest male

slowhanded Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 99	Mon 03/03/08 09:11 PM Topic: Legs behind your head. (Had to get this one in)
OMFG ROTFLMFAO : :

slowhanded Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 99	Mon 03/03/08 07:56 PM Topic: Another Little Johnny Tale
Mom took Little Johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis. Doctor: "How did such a thing happen?" Johnny: "It's that damn neighbour girl, Susie. Her braces are too damned sharp."

slowhanded Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 99	Mon 03/03/08 07:55 PM Topic: I'm outta here.......


slowhanded Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 99	Mon 03/03/08 07:54 PM Topic: Definition of pornography:


slowhanded Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 99	Sun 03/02/08 09:35 PM Topic: Toms 2008 Weekend Roll Call - part 2
Damnit. Guess I missed ya again Tom.

slowhanded Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 99	Sun 03/02/08 09:32 PM Topic: UK1971 Edited by slowhanded on Sun 03/02/08 09:33 PM
Damnit all. Everytime I go to post here, an email pops up. (Nice ones thankfully. At least up till now.) Thanks to you all for all your support. With friends like you all, who needs enemies? YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN SO TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND THOSE WHO HAVE TAKEN THE TIME TO POST HERE: You'd better not leave. I'm planning to come over to Germany in May to jump your bones.

slowhanded Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 99	Sat 03/01/08 10:07 PM Topic: What do you get?
ROFLMFAO

slowhanded Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 99	Sat 03/01/08 10:05 PM Topic: Grandma and Grandpa


slowhanded Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 99	Fri 02/29/08 11:27 PM Topic: I'm going to be a builder when I grow up (Content may offend
lmao

slowhanded Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 99	Fri 02/29/08 11:25 PM Topic: Dumb things you used to believe as a kid


slowhanded Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 99	Fri 02/29/08 11:25 PM Topic: I Know The Whole Truth (My last one tonight)


slowhanded Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 99	Fri 02/29/08 11:24 PM Topic: Toms 2008 Friday Roll Call
Tom

slowhanded Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 99	Fri 02/29/08 11:23 PM Topic: What's that hole in my mattress?
Night you darling you. I always seem to just miss you.

slowhanded Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 99	Thu 02/28/08 08:14 AM Topic: According to the dictionary
A Koala bear decides he wants to get laid, so he picks up a hooker. He goes down on her several times and they are really enjoying themselves. After they are finished the koala bear starts getting dressed. The hooker says, "Where's my money?" The koala bear shrugs his shoulders. The hooker repeats herself asking for her money. Again he shrugs his shoulders. The hooker grabs a dictionary and looks up the word hooker and shows it to the koala bear. It says "'HOOKER': Gets paid for sex." The koala bear picks up the dictionary and looks up Koala Bear and shows it to the hooker. It says, KOALA BEAR: "Eats bush and leaves!" OMG. I almost peed my pants

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