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Topic: Grandma and Grandpa
uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Sat 03/01/08 05:25 PM
Grandma and Grandpa were watching a healing service on the television. The evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed to go to their television set, place one hand on the TV and the other hand on the body part where they wanted to be healed. Grandma got up and slowly hobbled to the television set, placed her right hand on the set and her left hand on her arthritic shoulder that was causing her to have great pain. Then Grandpa got up, went to the TV, placed his right hand on the set and his left hand on his crotch. Grandma scowled at him and said, "I guess you just don't get it. The purpose of doing this is to heal the sick, not raise the dead."

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Sat 03/01/08 05:26 PM


pkh Joined Sat 05/26/07 Posts: 14961	Sat 03/01/08 05:28 PM
lol that was cute

Silkbutterfli Joined Mon 07/30/07 Posts: 1008	Sat 03/01/08 05:28 PM
Note to self, do not eat soup and read uk's jokes, lol The keyboard wore the soup

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snowangel2 Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 3798	Sat 03/01/08 05:42 PM
That was cute

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hotandspicey Joined Thu 07/12/07 Posts: 1516	Sat 03/01/08 05:46 PM
sounds like my grandparents

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