I HAVE TO PASS A URINE TEST FOR MY JOB...SO I AGREE 100%. Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem.

What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them?

Understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their ASS, doing drugs, while I work...

Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check? Pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don't. Hope you all will pass it along, though...Something has to change in this country -- and soon.

Ask the ladies; I don't want to toot my own horn.

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.

The pharmacist said, That's no problem. How many do you want?


The man answered, Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces.


The pharmacist said, "That won't do you any good."


The elderly gentleman said, "That's all right. I don't need them for sex anymore as I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."

Supposedly, you're right, both would have had to click OK for there to be a match. However, I have tried quite a few of them with usually bad results. The latest one replies with one or two word answers if at all so why the heck did she say OK in the first place. Truthfully there is more action standing in line at Walmart.

Nice new pic; you look good in pink.

WOW, that's awesome. A lot of people can't even do a mile even if you give them half a day.

I think pesos are now worth more.

Had he flushed it?

You've probably got a kid brother or sister. Get them to gently walk on your back as you lay on your stomach with your hands at your sides. Have them, again gently, push on the edges of your shoulder blades with their toes and gently go down each side of the spine - not directly on the spine.

Shi t, Pi ss, Fu ck, Cu nt, Co cksucker, Mo therfu cker, and Ti ts,

I go out and take pictures.

It's Sunday and when I first looked at this I thought you said "prayed". ROTFLMAO

It's all part of Bush's plan to make us peons and return us to the Dark Ages. Not only will we not be able to drive anywhere - we will soon be limited to local trips - but the airlines are all raising their fees so that flying also is going to be too expensive. This was all spelled out by dubya himself when he was a college student. He truly believes that anyone who is not rich by birth does not deserve to live a full and happy life. And how many of you voted for him, not once but twice. So much for an educated electorate!!!

And what about us older men?

Only you can decide what is OK for you. Since it's the Internet who knows who will see you. Even with no picture some people can guess who you are. Good luck.

If you have an isolated area where the smell is such as a crawl space you could spread charcoal to soak up the smell, best done on a piece of plastic, etc. so that you can later remove it.

I wouldn't kill the skunk if you have a lot of yard pests since they are very good about eating bugs, rodents, even stuff underground. Just don't leave any places where they can build a nest. They're a lot like snakes and do more good than harm but have a bad image. Yes, I grew up in the country.

Here's a site that explains why tomato juice works.
http://www.earthsky.org/faq/tomato-juice-skunk-smell

I'm not sure about the air but tomatoes and tomato juice are supposed to work on "stuff".

Hey, I think his profile is just fine. He is evidently intelligent and knows how to write. Or does that bother you? Of course from experience it seems that a great many women go for dumb men as long as they ride a Harley, smoke dope and dress like bums. But I'm still holding out for an intelligent woman. And I bet Mirror is too.

When are you and lilangel2 going to stop courting on here and tie the knot?