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Mon 02/11/08 09:19 PM

i almost cried, did you? doubtful


you mean when i had my nonexistent member skewered? no, i did not.

however i do cry when the doves do. damn that prince.

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Mon 02/11/08 09:16 PM

metal through it > glitter/lipstick/crown

you lost, catch up to reality


dammit. you might have a point.

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Mon 02/11/08 09:12 PM
i will not concede.

i submit that my glitter trumps everything.

i mean, did you not see the whole lipstick and crown part too?

that is one stunning phallus.

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Mon 02/11/08 09:07 PM

uh yes, dydoe > your glitter. i win


you win nothing.


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Mon 02/11/08 08:58 PM

dydoe


precisley.

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Mon 02/11/08 08:55 PM

his poo is slimy,plus he can grow a beard


wanna make out?

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Mon 02/11/08 08:50 PM
i'm way into lizards. slimy. scaly. all good.

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Mon 02/11/08 08:47 PM

i got ya beat...


not even dude.

mine has a name and wears a little crown.

beat that.

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Mon 02/11/08 08:42 PM

i only have one question. really, there's only one thing i care about....

is it bigger than mine?


i don't know about bigger, but prettier for sure.

i like to put sparklies on it and lipstick too.

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Mon 02/11/08 08:38 PM

so, unless you girlies are packing some hidden meat.... you can't be annoying


i thought i mentioned my big secret. my bad.

i am queen annoying. thats right. queen.

i know its a bad pun, but thats kind of how i roll.

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Mon 02/11/08 08:19 PM

you've missed it, apparently females aren't annoying


shirley, you jest.

thats right. i called you shirley. deal.

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Sun 02/10/08 08:43 PM

quit being so smart and go to sleep!


you're not the boss of me.

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Sun 02/10/08 08:40 PM

must be


you've got me stumped


i know right.

i keep trying to tell you how awesome i am.

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Sun 02/10/08 08:34 PM

that's not what my mommy told me, are you saying she's wrong?


i'm not saying she's wrong, i'm just saying i'm way smarter.

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Sun 02/10/08 08:31 PM
and you can't expect a watermelon to change its seeds.

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Sun 02/10/08 01:35 PM

No respect lost if it was a mutual thing. If she was totally whoring herself out, then maybe lol.


that totally explains why you didn't call me again.
sorry about that.

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Sun 02/10/08 01:33 PM

The apoxy is permanant. the velcro is itchy


i see. do you have any thoughts on handcuffs and items containing a buckle?

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Sun 02/10/08 01:26 PM

I dont get it either. The quality of the tape is so much better now


your preoccupation with tape is interesting.

tell me, how do you feel about other objects of fastening.

velcro, apoxy, etc.

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Sun 02/10/08 01:05 PM
holy psychopath batman.

i would dip your phone in holy water if at all possible.

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Sun 02/10/08 11:42 AM
Edited by neversleeps on Sun 02/10/08 11:42 AM


also, "honey it was just a friendly game of twister, i didn't KNOW she had chlamydia"