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...maybe I'm just a sadist. And a mischief-maker. You forgot "pipsqueak" and "pathetic". Well, I can't expect divine behavior from mortals; not everyone can exhibit goddess-level perfection like me. My word, I am just so beautiful and exquisite! Come, mortals, bow before me: Join in worshiping me! |
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Edited by
ZPicante
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So what we have here is a raccoon that has been given a constant reminder of her limitations, probably a result of authoritarian parenting or peer pressure. I'm guessing it was in the form of physical appearance, cultural differences, emotional responses, and on the basis of certain abilities. As time has went on, she ultimately had to develop a set of defense mechanisms to employ whenever she felt inferior herself. Your obivious (mostly involuntary) desire to prove to yourself is nothing more than the little girl trapped inside the raccoon crying out for attention. Your sadistic and narcissistic rage is more "disgusting" than my soul will ever be, so how exactly are you gonna break anything when you're already broken? ... >:0 Hahahaha! Oh my... *Wipes tear* Oh, you forgot to add: The deep and enigmatic symbolism of the raccoon; the "mask" I wear to conceal my "true self." Yes, quite a defense mechanism, a virtual raccoon! Just a natural resolution of a tortured existence. It's been really hard, you know? I've just gotta reach out in SOME way!! 
Boo. And. Hoo. Or...OR...maybe I'm just a sadist. And a mischief-maker. Which I am. Of my own delighted volition. But please, feel free to continue your slipshod psychoanalysis: Very funny comedy! |
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1920's-style?
o_O Strange, just...very, very strange! And you could not get within 20 miles of me before finding that I had already shattered your soul into tiny pieces--forget inflicting physical pain; I would break you incorporeally, and the rest would follow. Do not toy with me, mortal. You are weak. |
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But, but... if a hyper evolved raccoon such as yourself went back in time, would she still be capable of such polemic discussions about devouring souls? Or - Would the absense of some weird present consequently only play, "love is in the air" on the raido? 
The rabid raccoon is female? Careful, little creature.
Hey!what's really odd is that you returned to your thread this eve.which reminded me of this write that I want to work on.It's about a cricket.slaphead
Uh, no. Just no. I have no idea what you're rambling on about - but I want no part of it.
But wait!it's a bit deeper below the surface.So why not share this write w/a raccoon whom can truly relate.laughHis perception of humans behavior,frailty,stupidity,destructive nature,etc.whoa So what do you think? I would like to place a copy in your decaying wasteland thread.laugh tongue Speaking of decaying wastelands, though - a wonderful metaphor for all of your intellects. Wonderful! :) |
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Sell it, sista :-) whoa laugh tongue laugh whoa Subject shows almost sentient awareness of symmetry. I will monitor this phenomenon more closely.
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I "LOVE" pseudo-intellectual pretentious raccoons.
Here kitty kitty kitty! I am more of an intellectual than all of you philistines combined. I would eat your soul in particular, if it wouldn't be so...bland. Gracing you with my magnificent presence is a guilty pleasure--and the (mostly involuntary) exposure of your inferiority delights me. So, keep it up! ... Yeet! Yowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.... |
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOWT!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOWT! I'm bothered. :| |
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYY!!!!!!!!!!
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 I like "little people." like as in eat? |
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I like "little people."
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What the h?
... Thanks, Tribbs! You sure are an okay guy! |
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YES, SOMEONE LOVES ME! SOMEONE DOES!! SOMEONE!!
OHHHHHHhhhhhhohohohohoh...
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
EEEAWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! |
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This is an article I wrote for the New York Times. Please, enjoy!
Februrururururururururary 24th, 2008 West Falls, North Virginia 18:23 PM Nihilism: ... Yes, blank. Won a 'litzer and 'bel for that. Yeeot! Yeeoooooowt! UGH!! |
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Z raccoon likes me. I hope so anyway. She's so 'special' Oh, I love it when you smile like that... it kinda makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. blushing *Got ya, got ya real' good!*
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*Lips tremble and teeth begin to protrude*
Yowt! A tout tout! >:| |
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Oh yes. 'Cause blatantly copying someone (me) only with more obnoxious subject matter is so much more creative?
No. I am the maker and personification of perfection. The only correct option is complete and utter submission to my will. Move along, my subjects! 
Of course one must ask before retrieving said liquids... What if a hyper evolved raccoon came in contact with coffee laced with antimatter? Would the creature be capable of living a hypothetical exsistance involving no hypothetical situations?? And further more... would the raccoon be able to engage in such a polemic Ddiscussion as described above??? I am beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Yeeeeet. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. How do you like-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-keet? YEET YOW! |
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Oh yes. 'Cause blatantly copying someone (me) only with more obnoxious subject matter is so much more creative?
No. I am the maker and personification of perfection. The only correct option is complete and utter submission to my will. Move along, my subjects!
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QM's is much more creative. No. I am the maker and personification of perfection. The only correct option is complete and utter submission to my will. Move along, my subjects! |
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