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I'm Real' Tired
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This thread misconstrues the concepts that it attempts to explain. Appearent "self-aware" raccons are not entertaining the possiblity of parallel universes. They are instead testing the theory that the "uni"verse that we are currently familiar with should be understood not as a four-dimensional universe (three spatial dimensions and one temporal dimension) but instead as a singular dimensional plane that revolves around bovine feces. While others do not have the ability directly to perceive dimensions other than the bioluminescently jaded light shed by a raccoon of matter and energy that we directly perceive, I cry moo. |
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I'm Real' Tired
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Spaz much? What are you supposed to be? You're probably actually here for the dates--that's the hilarious thing. You also seem to think you're some sort of ninja or Keanu-Reeves-impersonator. Uncomely, that. Thanks for the soul! It sure tasted delicious. Anyway, I'm kinda busy right now, being amazing, so I should probably get back to that. Feel free to bask in my luminescence at your leisure (just don't wander too close; germs, and all)! |
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I'm Real' Tired
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No. I sure don't like this. No. *Face scrunches up as much as a physical being can scrunch its face with distaste*
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I'm Real' Tired
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OHOHOHOHOHOHONO!
OH NO! I TURNED INTO AN EL-EE-PHANT!! |
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I'm Real' Tired
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i was up all last night unable to sleep. wanted a drink before bed, and i ended up having an irish coffee. genius. caffeine never used to really affect me much, but i don't really drink it anymore. i ended up awake in bed, dead tired and unable to sleep. it was just fantastic. I seriously am so deeply sorry for your loss. I hope you recover really soon, because I'm so worried. So so worried. I have a talking pickle. |
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Topic:
I'm Real' Tired
Edited by
ZPicante
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Wed 11/17/10 10:44 PM
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So go to bed. It's not rocket science. But what do I know. |
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I'm Real' Tired
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B O R I N G !
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I'm Real' Tired
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EY!
>:E |
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Topic:
I'm Real' Tired
Edited by
ZPicante
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Wed 11/17/10 02:53 AM
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sure you're not fake tired? 
Hey!! Don't think I'll forget about this! I WILL come back tomorrow (maybe, if I feel like it) and check see if people have responded, and if you haven't, there is going to be a HEAP of trouble for y'all! For all y'all! You don't even know. I'll bump the thread. Don't worry. |
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I'm Real' Tired
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Whoever viewed this thread without commenting, I am coming after you! I'm comin'! I'm investigatin'!
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I'm Real' Tired
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HEY!!!
HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'mkindasleepeh,ya guys. But I am gay with happiness! Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh oh! Teach me a teach? Ples. P-leh-sez. |
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Topic:
Grapes
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WOW! That is incredible! How did you write that?
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Topic:
Ticker Tables
Edited by
ZPicante
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Mon 11/08/10 10:39 PM
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To the other thing (whose name I refuse to type): It is ("you are") a little speck which I will soon flick away, an inanimate irritation. You can no more own me than a chair can own a parakeet. Please, little mortal. Do not exasperate me. 
Such a deep delusion from a shallow mind. 
So I shan't any longer. You simply disgust me. You now fail to amuse me, so...I'm done heeding your existence. |
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Topic:
Ticker Tables
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Yum! I love human flesh!
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Topic:
Ticker Tables
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I like fisting little racoons To the other thing (whose name I refuse to type): It is ("you are") a little speck which I will soon flick away, an inanimate irritation. You can no more own me than a chair can own a parakeet. Please, little mortal. Do not exasperate me. |
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Topic:
Ticker Tables
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The only thing that a raccoon is good for. 
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Ticker Tables
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What a beautiful picture, miss!
You sure are friendly! |
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Ticker Tables
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This thread is beginning to bore me. There is no fun in a battle of wits with an unarmed raccoon. |
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Topic:
Ticker Tables
Edited by
ZPicante
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Tue 11/02/10 09:46 PM
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...maybe I'm just a sadist. And a mischief-maker. You forgot "pipsqueak" and "pathetic". Well, I can't expect divine behavior from mortals; not everyone can exhibit goddess-level perfection like me. My word, I am just so beautiful and exquisite! Come, mortals, bow before me: Join in worshiping me! So, how long have you been having delusions of grandeur? Go on. Bow down. To the pipsqueak thing: Riiiiiiiiight. <:| That's kind of odd if that's the first and only context in which you heard that word. It's like you're just saying that to justify yourself, frankly (seems likely--very likely!). |
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Topic:
Where is the weirdest place
Edited by
ZPicante
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Sun 10/31/10 01:05 AM
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What better place to usher in new life than among the dead?
:| (Guess who I hate?) |
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