I have no problem making the first move. I dont think it really matters who makes the first move.

WoW!

thats good! LOL

thats hilarious!!

I dont think that it's necessarily gay.maybe they were born a man but should have been a woman..highlights are cool but plucking? and beauty products? thats sorta feminine in my opinion..

FUNNY!!

I was supposed to have class today but they waited til last min to cancel classes at the college so now I'm up and cant go back to sleep. At least I get to stay in where it's warm..LOL

too cold here. the wind takes ur breath away.not a good feeling either. I wanna be somewhere warm.

welcome

I TOOK MY DAD TO THE MALL THE OTHER DAY TO BUY SOME NEW SHOES.WE DECIDED TO GRAB A BITE AT THE FOOD COURT.I NOTICED HE WAS WATCHING A TEENAGER SITTING NEXT TO HIM.THE TEENAGER HAD SPIKED HAIR IN ALL DIFFERENT COLORS:GREEN,RED,ORANGE,AND BLUE.MY DAD KEPT STARING AT HIM.THE TEENAGER WOULD LOOK AND FIND HIM STARING EVERYTIME.WHEN THE TEENAGER HAD ENOUGH,HE SCARCASTICALLY ASKED,"WHATS THE MATTER OLD MAN,NEVER DONE ANYTHING WILD IN YOUR LIFE?"KNOWING MY DAD,I QUICKLY SWALLOWED MY FOOD SO THAT I WOULD NOT CHOKE ON HIS RESPONSE:KNOWING HE WOULD HAVE A GOOD ONE..AND IN CLASSIC STYLE HE DID NOT BAT AN EYE IN HIS RESPONSE,:GOT DRUNK ONCE AND HAD SEX WITH A PEACOCK,I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU WERE MY SON."

The Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

1. You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the product increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

2. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 -

These men Have Jobs.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2

- These men Have Jobs and Love Kids .

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3

- These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.



She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads

:
Floor 4

- These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:


Floor 5

- These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework , and have a Strong Romantic Streak


She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6

- You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner also opened a

New Wives store just across the street.

T he first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited

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I was in a relationship where I stayed for my kids but walked away. It's not worth it to be miserable. I stayed for a long time for my kids too but they can tell that you're not happy. Life's too short to not be happy. It was tough financially but I did what I had to do to make it and that meant working more hours.This was 8 yrs ago and it was a rough road but it was worth it.

Thats hilarious

Is it right to put cold feet on your partner? They usually dont like that too much. So, I dont think there's anything wrong with socks on. You can always kick em off when ur feet are warm.

that's good. lol

Wish it was 80 here or I was there either one would be ok..

thats GoOd! LOL

freakin HiLaRiOuS!

SNOW! keep it there. I dont want it..LOL