A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two shot glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey.

After getting him to the table that had the glasses, she brings his bait box. She says "I want you to see this." She puts a worm in the water, and it swims around.

She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately. She then says, feeling that she has made her point clear, "what do you have to say about this experiment?"

He responds by saying: "If I drink whiskey, I won't get worms!"

good one

Just like a man!!

shshhshshs just like a man lol

cute joke

FUNNY!!

a man driving on the highway with his wife, and she starts saying i wanna divorce, i keep the house. the starts accelerating
and she goes i will also have the BMW, the man keeps accelerating
and she add i keep most of the jewelries, vacancy house in hawaii and familly business and then she add but why do u keep accelerating? dont you see the wall ahead us??
and her husband says i am doing it because i am the one that has the airbag!!!