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Top Ten Country Western Song Titles: 10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine. 9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few. 8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me. 7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'. 6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win. 5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here. 4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him. 3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger. 2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer. And the Number One Country & Western song is... 1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long. |
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 lmao
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freakin HiLaRiOuS!
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LOL....
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Edited by
JaceKnows
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Wed 02/06/08 02:05 PM
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"It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night (That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long)" - The Notorious Cherry Bombs
A funny and fantastic song, from a "who's who" of Country artists (notably Vince Gill in a very funny vocal performance). |
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Here are a couple more:
"You're the reason our kids are ugly" "If I'd shot you when I wanted to, I'd be out by now" |
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Wow OMG
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"She Got The Goldmine, I Got The Shaft" - Jerry Reed
"If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me" - The Bellamy Brothers |
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hilarious...
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Very funny! Number 10 is awesome!
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Just recalled one more by Ray Stevens
"Get your tongue outta my mouth 'caus I'm Kissin you goodbye"
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