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Sun 05/11/08 09:42 PM
I was thinking a bottle of Captain Morgan's

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Sun 05/11/08 09:41 PM
I had to wait two weeks and it was well worth it.

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Thu 05/08/08 06:47 PM
If anyone says anything negative..it's pure jealousy...you're beautiful.

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Thu 05/08/08 06:46 PM
I would say my tongue ring...after a long night of drinking and hugging the toilet for hours. I got sick and it was on the floor..well you know

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Thu 05/08/08 06:44 PM
oh yeah..congrats

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Thu 05/08/08 06:43 PM
I have lost 4 pant sizes in the last 3 months...but no weight. I guess losing weight is a good thing...but it all depends on how you go about it. I lift a lot at work and started boxing recently. i never was any good at staying away from all the bad food.

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Thu 05/08/08 06:42 PM
you look like a friend of mine in TX

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Thu 05/08/08 06:40 PM
I am a taker lol

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Tue 05/06/08 11:18 PM









if you had to chose betwewen a broke brad pitt, or a rich harrison ford who would chose?


Neither.. I would take a rich,broke or broken Johnny Depp anyday.
I hear James Vanderbeek is a butt-pirate!laugh

Yeah, I have heard that rumor about Johnny Depp but forgive my stupidity but who is James Vanderbeek?
Some jack@ss that lived in Dawson's Creek, whose football coach yelled at him alot, he also goes by "Mox the Fox."

Haha Dawson is my last name...oops...should I put that on here lol
Wanta go skinny dippin with me in your uncles creek???laugh

Actually I think that would be my father...and have you seen my father??? lol
Yeah, he hit his madlightsgrumble when I ran that red light this afternoon!

lol..he's a judge now...actually he is very cool...if he had to take sides..he always takes the guys side saying that I probably deserved it if i acted anything like my mother lol

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Tue 05/06/08 11:14 PM

has slight lead in indiana

You mean Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife for president?

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Tue 05/06/08 11:13 PM







if you had to chose betwewen a broke brad pitt, or a rich harrison ford who would chose?


Neither.. I would take a rich,broke or broken Johnny Depp anyday.
I hear James Vanderbeek is a butt-pirate!laugh

Yeah, I have heard that rumor about Johnny Depp but forgive my stupidity but who is James Vanderbeek?
Some jack@ss that lived in Dawson's Creek, whose football coach yelled at him alot, he also goes by "Mox the Fox."

Haha Dawson is my last name...oops...should I put that on here lol
Wanta go skinny dippin with me in your uncles creek???laugh

Actually I think that would be my father...and have you seen my father??? lol

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Tue 05/06/08 11:11 PM

You are locked in a room with two people... one is an attractive man with a rather small and sure-not-to-be-pleasurable... well... you know. The other man is an unkempt, overweight, balding, and throughly distasteful gent with a massively large... well... you know. In between the three of you is a heart-shaped bed, complete with pink, fluffy pillows and pinkish satin sheets.

In order to save mankind from a truly horrible end at the hand of twisted aliens, you conjugate with one of the two gents in the room.

Which one do you choose and why?

the not so well endowed one because that's what I am used too...

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Tue 05/06/08 11:10 PM





if you had to chose betwewen a broke brad pitt, or a rich harrison ford who would chose?


Neither.. I would take a rich,broke or broken Johnny Depp anyday.
I hear James Vanderbeek is a butt-pirate!laugh

Yeah, I have heard that rumor about Johnny Depp but forgive my stupidity but who is James Vanderbeek?
Some jack@ss that lived in Dawson's Creek, whose football coach yelled at him alot, he also goes by "Mox the Fox."

Haha Dawson is my last name...oops...should I put that on here lol

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Tue 05/06/08 10:51 PM


<---Is this picture supposed to resemble a Cheshire Cat, the Pink Panther, or a well groomed pu$$y???laugh

all of the above

haha...that arrow with my respopnse makes me look really bad

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Tue 05/06/08 10:50 PM

<---Is this picture supposed to resemble a Cheshire Cat, the Pink Panther, or a well groomed pu$$y???laugh

all of the above

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Tue 05/06/08 10:50 PM





have you ever stolen anyones panties......lol. Sorry Angleface.....could not resist..:wink:

no...but I caught a friend wearing mine once...ewwww

That has to be shocking.......was the friend male of female....lol

female...lol

Did you ask for them back?

No...if she needed them that bad...I told her she could just keep them....lol

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Tue 05/06/08 10:48 PM

Army, Navy or marines?

I would have to go ARMY

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Tue 05/06/08 10:48 PM



how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?huh

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would and should chuck wood. But if woodchucks can't chuck wood, they shouldn't and wouldn't chuck wood. Though were I a woodchuck, and I chucked wood, I would chuck wood with the best woodchucks that chucked wood.


68....lol


just give me a weight number laugh

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Tue 05/06/08 10:48 PM



have you ever stolen anyones panties......lol. Sorry Angleface.....could not resist..:wink:

no...but I caught a friend wearing mine once...ewwww

That has to be shocking.......was the friend male of female....lol

female...lol

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Tue 05/06/08 10:47 PM



how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?huh

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would and should chuck wood. But if woodchucks can't chuck wood, they shouldn't and wouldn't chuck wood. Though were I a woodchuck, and I chucked wood, I would chuck wood with the best woodchucks that chucked wood.

No fair she can answer dirty, but we gotta keep the questions clean!:angry:

lol

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