Calli takes advantage of the slow up in the bar..she takes a stack of glasses and mugs to the kitchen..."Thank god for dishwashers." Puts them in and turns it on...

Returns back to the bar...starts to cut up limes, lemons, pineapple and oranges..."God only knows what the drink menu is going to be tonight." she thinks to herself..I have only been bartending for 4 damn hours...hehehehehehehe

Larry Leisure takes the toothpick out of his mouth and begins to pour olive juice into a shaker. He spills half of it on the counter as his face turns red. He takes the cheap vodka he bought at the gas station and starts pouring it in not knowing how much goes in. Counting to 10 he stops. He then shakes the shaker trying to look good at the process to only splash half on his suit. He then shakes his head and says in a low tone, " I forgot to put ice in this," as he puts some ice cubes in and tries to shake again. After much struggle he pours the content in a martini glass as it fills half way.

With a big sigh he serves the drink to the customer.

If you get that old piece of junk to work I think I do. Maybe if you kick it a few times.

I can be slow or fast but I don't do a fizz,' Leisure Johnny replies.

I have a dirty dirty martini and a bottle of beer to wash it down with,' he replies.

"I sure am and alot more," Leisure Johnny says exploding some bad breathe in her direction.

"Well, well what do we have here," says Leisure Larry eyeing the lady. "He plays with his toothpick with his tongue trying to look smoothe.

A guy walks into a bar & orders a drink. He notices a man next To him sitting there looking into a box. After a while, his curiosity gets the best of him, so he leans over & looks into the Box. Inside is a miniature man playing a miniature piano.

"God, that's amazing, where did you get that?", he asked.

His bar maid said, "This is my wish. There's a genie out back in the alley & he grants your wishes."

The guy finds this hard to believe, so he walks out back to the Alley, & lo and behold, there is a genie there. The genie asks him What he would like to have for a wish, & the guy says he would like to have a million bucks!

All of a sudden, there are a million ducks flying around his head, quacking, flapping their wings, etc. He goes back into the bar and says to the bar maid, "That's a poor excuse of a genie! I asked For a million bucks and he gave me a million DUCKS!"

His bar maid turns away from the box he's looking into & says, "I guess you think I ASKED for a 14 inch pianist??"

His loss