Community > Posts By > silverwaya
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making love and don't stop!!
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smiless that was a good one |
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Amin anta kaim.
Amin autien rath. Goodnight Draven |
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when i go to battle,, there will be no mr nice minotaur,, it will be blood flying, guts strown, and limbs missing from the orcs no other way to be in a situation like that guess that just leaves the 2 of us here. *sighs* really too bad i couldn't have met him tonight on the rooftop again By gods that was fun |
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i cant threaten anyone for a few days. reward is 300 in gold. so ima behave, money is tight these days YOU BEHAVE ?????? dam i needed that laugh Lle lakwenien? |
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thank you,, but still the scent lingers, i will find the incense somewheres well you have to admit i at least smell better you big oaf. there are still two covered in dung |
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takes another drink,
I'll be right back.... walsk up stairs to the room where Criani keeps the tub. Barbus has rigged some contraption he calls a shower. she gets in and takes one scrubbing herself clean redressing in her room, she tries to regain composure and walks back down stairs. she grabs her bottle and takes a seat. her hair still dripping but the scent of jasmine returns |
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goes behind the bar and gets two mugs and 2 more bottles
pours Phara a rum and hands a bottle and mug to Thogeon |
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*looks at Reanna with a stright face.. then begains to laugh so hard she has to sit back down but can't make it to the chair and falls to the floor* glares at her... if you had been there you wouldnt be laughing so |
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sorry, wouldnt be a wise idea to play with my horns right now, the new caps i have for them have been poisoned, for when we go after the orcs, so if i impale one they will deff die good thinking on your part Draven. *sighs * takes another drink.. but then again you do know i can always find some thing else to play with |
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*phara stumbles in and goes straight for the bar, she also stinks, is covered with blood and mud!* Hey guys you know I am short in stature, ya could've waited for me! sorry Phara, just had to get away as soon as possible |
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been trying to play batman have we? Oh that is an understatement my friend. I would have much rather stayed here and played with your horns |
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*Enters the inn covered in bat sh**, mud and blood. Heads behind the bar and poors himself a brew* looks over at Thog, sure you dont want anything stronger??? "this is fine I can't stand mead, and the grapan liqour is too damn sweet." WHo said that is what i was drinking, I had something much better smuggled in here thanks to a couple of friends of mine |
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Screams out in frustration.....
It isn't you Draven, ok? it has been one hell of a night walking into a cave that a bloody Vampire uses as a freakin jail of all things No offense to you Azareak. But Rafdor has a lot coming to his dead ass if i ever meet him and Idara.......... takes another drink |
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*Enters the inn covered in bat sh**, mud and blood. Heads behind the bar and poors himself a brew* looks over at Thog, sure you dont want anything stronger??? |
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Glares at Draven,
as he snorts at the smell of her.... she reaches for a bottle of liquor and opens it with her teeth. taking a long , very long drink before speaking... you really want to know? and before you even ask .... yes it is ****.... bat guano turns back to the bottle and drinks again |
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walks into the Inn covered in mess and oozing blood. stomps her way to the bar
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Topic:
LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter.
One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter". The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy said. A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now." The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand." |
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Topic:
LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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There was a boy and his mother was about to go to work.
She said, "Do not open the door for nobody". The boy said, "Okay". So after the mother left a girl came to their house and she said to the boy, "Let me in". The boy said, I don’t want to, maybe tomorrow". So the girl went to the window and started knocking on it. Once again she said, "Let me in". The boy finally gave up and let her in. So once she got in she said, "Let’s go upstairs". The boy said, "I don’t want to, maybe tomorrow". The girl kept asking him so he finally gave up. When his mama came into his room she said, "Get off that girl". The boy said, "I don’t want to, maybe tomorrow!" |
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Topic:
LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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Hey Calli,
What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common? They are both meat substitutes!! |
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Topic:
LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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Calli takes advantage of the slow up in the bar..she takes a stack of glasses and mugs to the kitchen..."Thank god for dishwashers." Puts them in and turns it on... Returns back to the bar...starts to cut up limes, lemons, pineapple and oranges..."God only knows what the drink menu is going to be tonight." she thinks to herself..I have only been bartending for 4 damn hours...hehehehehehehe Comes back in after having pressing business to attend to. Hi there girl, what's up you bar tending? "Thats right, Im tending bar..What can I say...Oh well...Id like to help once in a while...they havent been big on the tips at all!" HA HA HA HA you are just all over the place aren't you? how about a decent drink? that Johnny just doesn't know how to mix a good one at all. lmao Wahtchya got that's good? |
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